Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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The three hardest things for a guy to say are:
I was wrong
I need help
Worcestershire Sauce​
 
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A specialist is someone who increasingly knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 
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Have you seen the new Covid-themed calendar for 2021? Every day of the week is Blursday.
 
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Everyone knows who Karl Marx was.
Yet we fail to recall his sister ONYA, inventor of the starter pistol.
 
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davenn said:
Everyone knows who Karl Marx was.
Yes, his grave is a communist plot.
 
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I went to the zoo the other day, and they had a baguette in a cage. The sign said it was bread in captivity.
 
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As I'm sitting here watching TV waiting for the ball to drop in Times Square, I had a too-late idea. They really should have stuck red spikes all over the ball. Then when it reaches the bottom of the pole at midnight, they could blow it up!
 
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stevendaryl said:
A woman was at a graveside, mourning her recently deceased husband, when a man came up and cleared his throat. "May I say a word?" he asked. She nodded. "Plethora" he said. She nodded and replied: "Thanks. That means a lot."
Another man asked if he could say a word, and again the widow nodded. "Bargain", he said. "Thank you," she replied. "That means a great deal."
 
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Ibix said:
Another man asked if he could say a word, and again the widow nodded. "Bargain", he said. "Thank you," she replied. "That means a great deal."
However, another person said "zero" and she said "that means nothing to me".
 
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And another one said "Loan shark."
She said " Thank you. That means I will always be in your debt."
 
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