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The three hardest things for a guy to say are:
I was wrong
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Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
- Exploratory
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- Conceptual clarification
Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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Guess it helps that it has been developed in Germany.phinds said:
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A specialist is someone who increasingly knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
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Well-timed pic:
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Have you seen the new Covid-themed calendar for 2021? Every day of the week is Blursday.
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Everyone knows who Karl Marx was.
Yet we fail to recall his sister ONYA, inventor of the starter pistol.
Yet we fail to recall his sister ONYA, inventor of the starter pistol.
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Yes, his grave is a communist plot.davenn said:
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I went to the zoo the other day, and they had a baguette in a cage. The sign said it was bread in captivity.
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As I'm sitting here watching TV waiting for the ball to drop in Times Square, I had a too-late idea. They really should have stuck red spikes all over the ball. Then when it reaches the bottom of the pole at midnight, they could blow it up!
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Another man asked if he could say a word, and again the widow nodded. "Bargain", he said. "Thank you," she replied. "That means a great deal."stevendaryl said:
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However, another person said "zero" and she said "that means nothing to me".Ibix said:
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And another one said "Loan shark."
She said " Thank you. That means I will always be in your debt."
She said " Thank you. That means I will always be in your debt."
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