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The three hardest things for a guy to say are:
I was wrong
I need help
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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Guess it helps that it has been developed in Germany.phinds said:
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A specialist is someone who increasingly knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
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Well-timed pic:
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Have you seen the new Covid-themed calendar for 2021? Every day of the week is Blursday.
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Everyone knows who Karl Marx was.
Yet we fail to recall his sister ONYA, inventor of the starter pistol.
Yet we fail to recall his sister ONYA, inventor of the starter pistol.
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Yes, his grave is a communist plot.davenn said:
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I went to the zoo the other day, and they had a baguette in a cage. The sign said it was bread in captivity.
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As I'm sitting here watching TV waiting for the ball to drop in Times Square, I had a too-late idea. They really should have stuck red spikes all over the ball. Then when it reaches the bottom of the pole at midnight, they could blow it up!
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Another man asked if he could say a word, and again the widow nodded. "Bargain", he said. "Thank you," she replied. "That means a great deal."stevendaryl said:
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However, another person said "zero" and she said "that means nothing to me".Ibix said:
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And another one said "Loan shark."
She said " Thank you. That means I will always be in your debt."
She said " Thank you. That means I will always be in your debt."