Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BWV]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[BillTre]

Shots from a photo-shopping contest:

 

[phinds]

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So which one is photo-shopped, the singer or the monkey?

 

[WWGD]

So which one is photo-shopped, the singer or the monkey?

McCaques are Scottish monkeys.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

But his name is on the check!

 

[WWGD]

 

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[jack action]

Here's how you treat anti-[whatever] without using aggressive behavior:

source: https://thenib.com/saddle-up/

 

[256bits]

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is that the husband

 

[WWGD]

is that the husband

I assume, not sure.

 

[Ibix]

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Reminds me of the Church of the Subgenius. Salvation is guaranteed if you join at the price of $90. Should you not achieve salvation as a paid up member you will be met in the afterlife by "Bob" who will refund your money and offer you a copy of his book "How to enjoy eternity on only five cents", priced at $89.95.

 

[WWGD]

Reminds me of the Church of the Subgenius. Salvation is guaranteed if you join at the pruce of $90. Should you not achieve salvation as a paid up member you will be met in the afterlife by "Bob" who will refund your money and offer you a copy of his book "How to enjoy eternity on only five cents", priced at $89.95.

I'm in!

 

[WWGD]

 

[Ibix]

I'm in!

Knock yourself out. Apparently their prices are lower than I remembered.

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[Borg]

I knew someone who totaled his truck when he swerved at a cat on the freeway. He forgot that he was towing a race car and ended up flipping it in the median. He wasn't the brightest of people.

 

[berkeman]

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What is that thing under the left rear fender, behind the tire?

 

[Ibix]

What is that thing under the left rear fender, behind the tire?

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I think it's a watermark.

(Badum-tish)

 

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[WWGD]

 

[DaveC426913]

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Hey. This is the 21st century. None of those things are mutually exclusive.

 

[WWGD]

Hey. This is the 21st century. None of those things are mutually exclusive.

Probably even quaint in some environments today. But hey, I'm not that hip.