Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[BillTre]

she looks totally stoned

Guess that's why she looks hungry.

 

[DrClaude]

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And revert back to 2020?

 

[davenn]

And revert back to 2020?

hell no haha
something earlier 2018/2019. sort of like going back from Win8 to XP

 

[BillTre]

 

[etotheipi]

 

[sysprog]

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The players or the dogs? The way the sentence is written that's unclear. Maybe not use hot spurs on dogs?

 

[fresh_42]

QPR are the better Londoners!

 

[Jarvis323]

I sent ten puns to my friend hoping that they would make him laugh. But no pun in ten did.

Is this cheating?

https://lamejokes.org/jokes/1613

 

[WWGD]

Chickens or puppies

 

[WWGD]

Don't mess with the chocolate milk today

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

We have a new professor at our college, starting his second career after retiring from Starfleet:

 

[mfb]

Did the college become significant after collecting Data?

Data, analysis is ongoing a course you can attend?

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[phinds]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[rtareen]

Something I just made up:

I like my music like I like my physics - classical.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."

 

[jack action]