Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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davenn said:
she looks totally stoned

Guess that's why she looks hungry.
 
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DrClaude said:
And revert back to 2020?

hell no haha
something earlier 2018/2019. sort of like going back from Win8 to XP :wink:
 
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etotheipi said:
The players or the dogs? The way the sentence is written that's unclear. Maybe not use hot spurs on dogs?
 
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QPR are the better Londoners!
 
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Chickens or puppies
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Don't mess with the chocolate milk today
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We have a new professor at our college, starting his second career after retiring from Starfleet:

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Did the college become significant after collecting Data?

Data, analysis is ongoing a course you can attend?
 
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Something I just made up:

I like my music like I like my physics - classical.
 
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Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."
 
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