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Reminds me of the old joke where the woodsman needed a new saw.
Salesman convinced him to buy a chain saw.
A week later the woodsman returned, furious, telling the salesman that he could cut only a cord day with that newfangled saw, not the three the salesman had guaranteed.
Salesman checked the saw saying that there their must be something the matter with it.
He started it up.
Woodsman says, " What's that noise?"
Salesman convinced him to buy a chain saw.
A week later the woodsman returned, furious, telling the salesman that he could cut only a cord day with that newfangled saw, not the three the salesman had guaranteed.
Salesman checked the saw saying that there their must be something the matter with it.
He started it up.
Woodsman says, " What's that noise?"
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Looks like he could be checking the dipstick for his 2-cycle engine.
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Albania, Albania!
You border on - the - A - dri - atic.
Your land is mostly mountainous.
And your chief export is chrome.
You border on - the - A - dri - atic.
Your land is mostly mountainous.
And your chief export is chrome.
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I think not everyone got the reference:
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Just in case the mask you're wearing keeps you-know-who away.
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I have bought a satanizers which I can carry around. Just in case.kuruman said:
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They do say that idle hands are the devil's playthings.kuruman said:
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I didn't know you can buy them. I found it very hard to resist the temptation and not steal the one next to the sign.fresh_42 said:
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Good luck traffic camera!
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Ah. Little Bobby Tables turns 18!
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This is an actual company
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This was an actual company, it's now called THAT COMPANY WHOSE NAME USED TO CONTAIN HTML SCRIPT TAGS LTD
https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/30/companies_house_xss_silliness/
Note that I had to escape the second company name internally to get the forum to post it. It does sanitize the inputs, of course, but it still doesn't want some codes in the posts.
This is an actual company
">< SCRIPT SRC=HTTPS://MJT.XSS.HT> LTD
This was an actual company, it's now called THAT COMPANY WHOSE NAME USED TO CONTAIN HTML SCRIPT TAGS LTD
https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/30/companies_house_xss_silliness/
Note that I had to escape the second company name internally to get the forum to post it. It does sanitize the inputs, of course, but it still doesn't want some codes in the posts.
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March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March 2020, but now we have toilet paper.
Pretty much the same as March 2020, but now we have toilet paper.
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I think that is how he got caught. Makes you wonder how many get away with it.DrClaude said:
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Vaccines are the new toilet paper.jack action said:
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There was a dog (Long Haired Daschund) on last night's America's Funniest Home People named Rolex.
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