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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Is an adult joke allowed?
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dextercioby said:
Is an adult joke allowed?
I always hear it as, "reptile" dysfunction.
 
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I have actually met some 6 people named " unique".
 
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Honey, did you remember to pack the car?
 
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How could I ever have lived without a 3-phase power unit in the bedroom before?
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dextercioby said:
Oh no, composer puns are Bach again. There must be a Liszt of them somewhere.
 
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DrGreg said:
Oh no, composer puns are Bach again. There must be a Liszt of them somewhere.
This ain't a list. It is a sad revelation that English native speakers are so ignorant that they never even try to correctly pronounce other people's names.
 
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fresh_42 said:
It is a sad revelation that English native speakers are so ignorant that they never even try to correctly pronounce other people's names.
No matter how you pronounce a composer's name, there will be some village in Britain where the pun intended is the accepted pronunciation. Indeed, I like to guess the county or region in which the pun originated.
 
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Baluncore said:
No matter how you pronounce a composer's name, there will be some village in Britain where the pun intended is the accepted pronunciation. Indeed, I like to guess the county or region in which the pun originated.
I am sick of Haydn, Bach, etc. jokes. I had to read three of them just today. We do not speak about Troomp, Beeden, Toucher, or Yonsohn either. Why can't English speakers at least try? Start with Italian names, then French, and then German ones.

And Bach doesn't even remotely sound like back.
Here is a sound sample: https://dict.leo.org/englisch-deutsch/Bach
 
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fresh_42 said:
Why can't English speakers at least try? Start with Italian names, then French
Oh please, don't give them ideas about French, I got this one this week:

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jack action said:
Oh please, don't give them ideas about French, I got this one this week:

Sorry, I don't get it. I know how to pronounce Honoré de Balzac, but not in English.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Sorry, I don't get it. I know how to pronounce Honoré de Balzac, but not in English.
 
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And here is proof that it can be done:

 
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fresh_42 said:
And Bach doesn't even remotely sound like back.
'Bach' does sound like 'back' with the Doric accent, from Aberdeen in Scotland.
 
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Like English makes any sense...

 
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fresh_42 said:
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Clearly, you mention the alcoholic kangaroos in the previous post.

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I see no height limit sign, which suggests it was not unduly low.
Maybe it was bent by the wind, sufficiently to foul the load.
Maybe the load was over height, because the driver had kangaroos in his top paddock.
 
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Baluncore said:
because the driver had kangaroos in his top paddock.
...pink ones, I guess.
 
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