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Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
- Exploratory
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- Conceptual clarification
Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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@phinds You can't spot his Kevlar underpants because of his camouflage suit.
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Reminds me of the old joke where the woodsman needed a new saw.
Salesman convinced him to buy a chain saw.
A week later the woodsman returned, furious, telling the salesman that he could cut only a cord day with that newfangled saw, not the three the salesman had guaranteed.
Salesman checked the saw saying that there their must be something the matter with it.
He started it up.
Woodsman says, " What's that noise?"
Salesman convinced him to buy a chain saw.
A week later the woodsman returned, furious, telling the salesman that he could cut only a cord day with that newfangled saw, not the three the salesman had guaranteed.
Salesman checked the saw saying that there their must be something the matter with it.
He started it up.
Woodsman says, " What's that noise?"
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Looks like he could be checking the dipstick for his 2-cycle engine.
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Albania, Albania!
You border on - the - A - dri - atic.
Your land is mostly mountainous.
And your chief export is chrome.
You border on - the - A - dri - atic.
Your land is mostly mountainous.
And your chief export is chrome.
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I think not everyone got the reference:
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Just in case the mask you're wearing keeps you-know-who away.
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I have bought a satanizers which I can carry around. Just in case.kuruman said:
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They do say that idle hands are the devil's playthings.kuruman said:
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I didn't know you can buy them. I found it very hard to resist the temptation and not steal the one next to the sign.fresh_42 said:
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Good luck traffic camera!
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Ah. Little Bobby Tables turns 18!
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This was an actual company, it's now called THAT COMPANY WHOSE NAME USED TO CONTAIN HTML SCRIPT TAGS LTD
https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/30/companies_house_xss_silliness/
Note that I had to escape the second company name internally to get the forum to post it. It does sanitize the inputs, of course, but it still doesn't want some codes in the posts.
This is an actual company
">< SCRIPT SRC=HTTPS://MJT.XSS.HT> LTD
This was an actual company, it's now called THAT COMPANY WHOSE NAME USED TO CONTAIN HTML SCRIPT TAGS LTD
https://www.theregister.com/2020/10/30/companies_house_xss_silliness/
Note that I had to escape the second company name internally to get the forum to post it. It does sanitize the inputs, of course, but it still doesn't want some codes in the posts.
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March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March 2020, but now we have toilet paper.
Pretty much the same as March 2020, but now we have toilet paper.
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Before you try a stunt like that, learn how to spell...jack action said:
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I think that is how he got caught. Makes you wonder how many get away with it.DrClaude said:
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Vaccines are the new toilet paper.jack action said:
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Why did the guy name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they're his watch dogs.
Because they're his watch dogs.
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There was a dog (Long Haired Daschund) on last night's America's Funniest Home People named Rolex.
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