Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

From Facebook:

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[davenn]

 

[Algr]

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree.

A: Because it was dead.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Ibix]

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$\infty + \infty = 2\infty$, but $\infty+\infty+\infty = 2\infty \textrm{ and beyond}$.

 

[DrGreg]

$\infty + \infty = 2\infty$, but $\infty+\infty+\infty = 2\infty \textrm{ and beyond}$.

I tried to think of a way to bring $2^\infty$ into it, because that really is beyond $\infty$, but I couldn't think of a neat way of phrasing it.

(Assuming $\infty$ means $\aleph_0$.)

 

[fresh_42]

This discussion frightens me. All these "formulas" will once haunt us in the math forums!

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

One of my cats is actually often acting like that , but she won't confess.

 

[phinds]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[TonyStewart]

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

 

[TonyStewart]

One day, a sex worker, a physicist, and a rabbi walked into a bar. The bartender looked at them and said, "What is this, a joke?"

 

[DennisN]

(off topic)

@TonyStewart : You seem to be new here, so welcome!
And I must say that your avatar is the coolest I've ever seen on PhysicsForums!

 

[TonyStewart]

that's because I'm just a quark

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

that's because I'm just a quark

What shall I say?

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DennisN]

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Hmm, the red one looks like an Alfa Romeo Spider.
My dad had one (in black), and I took my first driving lessons in it. It was a very fun car to drive.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[ohwilleke]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

 

[Swamp Thing]

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As is often the case on this thread, it took me a few seconds to get it.

 

[jtbell]

...and show off what's inside their fireproof jackets.

 

[DrClaude]

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[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

If I translate it on the picture, I would need to use more unnecessary bytes on the server, and it will not work since "I hear" would have to become "I listen to" which is the same "ich höre" in German, and I think it is already understandable on its own, as long as one associates the movie and the music presented in the picture.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

"Can you lend me the hammer?"
"Sure, but it's made of submarine steel."
"What does this mean?"
"It shows up again."

 

[dextercioby]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

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I assume the wife is a mathematician.

 

[davenn]

I assume the wife is a mathematician.

maybe

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Grelbr42]

"Can you lend me the hammer?"
"Sure, but it's made of submarine steel."
"What does this mean?"
"He shows up again."

Erm?

 

[jack action]