Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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- Thank you for introducing me to minimalism.

- It is the least I could do.
 
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etotheipi said:
So true. I once received the shortest offense ever by an - let's be honest - English, not British man: "Don't get me wrong, I haven't complaint ... (very brief pausing for the comma), yet." And I am sure that the other guy who heard this, too, had no idea it was insulting.

Another occasion (having my English colleague proof read my email, addressed to other colleagues across the channel): Me: "But this is not true!" Her: "I know, but it is what you should write. I am English, we lie."
 
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Keith_McClary said:
Does Google Translate know this stuff?
No. I regularly use it to get the main parts of a text translated. With the exception of a few standard aphorisms, it is dumb as bread! Even a 1-1 dictionary is often better.

But those dialogues with English colleagues were the best practice ever I had on reading between the lines, instead of on the lines! The crucial thing is to figure out when to do and when not. In the evening at the hotel bar things change to normal, even though with some obvious understatements or exaggerations in between.
 
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etotheipi said:
Apparently one of the reasons for the existence of NATO standard vocabulary is an incident when a British officer reported being "in a bit of a sticky situation" to an American superior, who did not know enough about British military culture to understand that this meant "almost out of ammo and they're bringing up tanks".
 
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jtbell said:
Why did the guy name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

Because they're his watch dogs.
Now that I think of it, Rolex must be a $10,000 French bulldog and Timex must be a shelter mutt.
 
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etotheipi said:
I used the first one with my wife too many times and now she understands the British version. :rolleyes:
 
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"Oh incidentally/by the way" is not just a Britishism. Columbo uses it regularly!
 
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Skiier #1: "Look at what's coming down the hill behind us!"

Skiier #2: "Man, that's one piste off bear!"
 
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What's an astronaut's favourite part of a computer?

The space bar.
 
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Chuck Norris always comes first, even when the order is alphabetical.
 
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- What are you going to do today?

- I'm going to buy glasses with my friend.

- OK, then what will you do?

- We'll see.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
Does Google Translate know this stuff?

Thats brilliant

I saw a similar version of this but a women to men translator. What she says, what you hear, what she meant kind of thing.

Very funny but not suitable for pf
 
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- How much would it cost to buy a singing ensemble?

- You mean "a choir"?

- Fine. How much would it cost to acquire a singing ensemble?
 
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Actually, in French it is "double v"
... continuez.
 
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