Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[mfb]

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?She wanted to see the Task Manager.

 

[jack action]

 

[gmax137]

View attachment 278312

Not quite sure what I'm looking at here?

 

[Keith_McClary]

Not quite sure what I'm looking at here?

what I'm looking at here?

A boot. Sole at bottom right.

 

[gmax137]

Thanks @Keith_McClary that one has been bugging me.

 

[Klystron]

Not quite sure what I'm looking at here?

A boot. Sole at bottom right.

I saw the boot with the semi-detached 'waterproof' label but am unsure about the intended humor. Is the joke that a waterproof boot has ben washed up in a gutter? Not intending to beat this to death. I sometimes read comments on sites such as GoComics to help explain jokes and cultural references.

 

[DaveC426913]

I saw the boot with the semi-detached 'waterproof' label but am unsure about the intended humor. Is the joke that a waterproof boot has ben washed up in a gutter?

"Waterproof" boot has been rendered not waterproof - by the failure of the very thing that claims it is waterproof.

Like writing "non-flammable" on a wall - using Phosphorous sulfide.

 

[wrobel]

 

[Frigus]

When just joined physics forums:-
You can ask me any question.
2 days later:-
Sorry sir,I will try to be better.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[phinds]

View attachment 278559

If you mean to add something to this, you forgot.

 

[davenn]

If you mean to add something to this, you forgot.

I assume you are well aware of how bad it's been in parts of TX over the last week or two
Been quite different to the usual sunny weather

 

[phinds]

Yes

I assume you are well aware of how bad it's been in parts of TX over the last week or two

Yes, that's why I posted this several posts prior to your posting it.

 

[jtbell]

The Minnesota Department of Transportation is having a contest to name eight new snowplows. Here are some of the entries:

Plow Bunyan
Snowbi Wan Kenobi
Mary Tyler More Snow
Edward Blizzardhands
Lake Snowbegone
Plowy McPlowFace

One rejected entry was "Abolish Ice". Too political.

Voting ends on Friday, Feb. 26.

 

[DrGreg]

Reminds me of this sign:

Beware of Evel Knievel

Spoiler: Really?

For those who don't live in countries that use this sign, it really means "Motor vehicles prohibited"

 

[davenn]

we don't have that one here in Oz or NZ

A car with a red slash through it would make more sense and be more understandable

 

[mfb]

A car with a red slash through it would make more sense and be more understandable

Only sports cars!

(Source)

 

[Vanadium 50]

is having a contest to name eight new snowplows.

Good for them. In the words of Ethel Merman, "There's no business like snow business."

 

[Ibix]

Plow Bunyan

Plow Revere? You could fit a speaker that repeats "The snowflakes are coming!".

 

[jtbell]

I wonder how those guys who drive the snowplows get to the snowplows nowadays.

 

[Vanadium 50]

If we're going to do VW ads (real or imagined), it's hard to beat:

If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he'd be President today.

 

[jack action]

 

[Ibix]

I once turned a normal diode into an LED by wiring it in the wrong way round so there was a short circuit through it.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

News from the Red Planet: The Martian Bureau of Investigation and the Department of Home Planet Security have issued a joint alert. All Martians should be on the lookout for alien terrorist drones conducting surveillance of sensitive infrastructure targets.

 

[jack action]