Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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A man orders 5 beers and drinks them pretty fast.
Then he orders 4 beers and drinks them pretty fast.
Then 3.
Then 2.

Then he slurs: That is funny. The less I drink the more I get drunk.
 
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A little engineering humor...

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What happened to

“Never insult seven men when all your packing is a six-shooter.”

Zane Grey
 
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Ouch! Took me at least 20 seconds to figure that one out. Embarrassing.
 
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phinds said:
Ouch! Took me at least 20 seconds to figure that one out. Embarrassing.
You beat me by ~ a minute---no longer king of the __________.
 
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dextercioby said:
This is reality! There are a few sites in Germany where busloads of Chinese tourists are regularly driven through (Rüdesheim, Tittsee, Heidelberg, Neuschwanstein). And not a few of them carry back home all the trash they produced!
 
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Arguably, the ad could have been placed better.
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Pretty sure this one, or one just like it, has been posted here before, but just in case ...
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Typical case of Better safe than sorry :smile:
 
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I don't know, man. The Trojans weren't particularly reliable when it comes to letting a fun thing in and keeping it from spilling out a few sneaky guys that then mess up everything.
 
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BvU said:
Typical case of Better safe than sorry :smile:
You certainly mean by buying the diapers.
 
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Next Stop: localhost.

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kuruman said:
My uncle was a conductor. He got hit by lightning.
That's what you get for standing on the roof of a railroad car during a thunderstorm.
 
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Yep, guys. Towel Day is coming soon!
 
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dextercioby said:
Looks like a "finite square well" to me... 50% inside the well and 50% outside.
 
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The text is irrelevant. But it says: East Frisian hackers boycott radar trap.
 
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A girl in Warsaw spilled polish remover on herself, she hasn’t been seen since.
 
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A duck walks into a bar. The duck sits down. The bartender comes and asks
“What will it be?”
The duck responds “Scotch.”
The bartender gets the scotch and the duck drinks it. The duck then walks towards the door and says
“Put it on my bill.”
 
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For all the old-timers here:
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Training room for Jehova Witnesses:
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