Collection of Lame Jokes

[jack action]

https://guthib.com/

 

[davenn]

 

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[davenn]

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hahahaha love it !

 

[DennisN]

 

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[mfb]

Would U and Y wear two helmets?

 

[fresh_42]

Hopefully it won't get as bad as it already is.

 

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[Keith_McClary]

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Herschel originally named him after King George III, but it didn't catch on in the rest of the world .

 

[Mark44]

A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation center.
The receptionist asks the rabbit, "What is your blood type?"
Rabbit: "I'm a type O."

 

[BillTre]

 

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[waternohitter]

 

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[mfb]

How sheep get away with murder

Silenced by the lambs.

 

[etotheipi]

 

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[phinds]

TRAVEL POSSIBILITIES FOR SENIORS, EVEN IN THE TIME OF COVID

I have been in many places in my life but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been In Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends and family. I live close by so it's a short drive.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I'm not athletic. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not.

People keep telling me I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never been there before! I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there. I actually kind of enjoy it there. So far, I haven't been in Continent, but my travel agent says it is on the list!

 

[mfb]

Jason Patric was in Denial and Incognito.

 

[jack action]

Amusing little bug (when it doesn't happen to you, that is): install script does rm -rf /usr for ubuntu #123

Which led me to this famous bugs page as well.