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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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jtbell said:
"What's a buckeye? Some kind of nut?"

I've seen bumper stickers "I brake for animals. Except wolverines."
 
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They finally figured out the cause!

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My life is depressing. Even my test was negative.
 
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VACCINE ALERT

This happened yesterday and is important information for my age group.

A friend had his 2nd dose of the vaccine at the Vaccination Center, after which he began to have blurred vision on the way home.

When he got home, he called the Vaccination Center for advice and to ask if he should go see a doctor, or be hospitalized.

He was told NOT to go to a doctor or a hospital, but just return to the Vaccination Center immediately and pick up his glasses.
 
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Boat Names:
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Maybe they should consider renaming of 'Evergreen'. I have read a hilarious suggestion, but the rules forbid me to repeat it here. But how about 'Unturnable'?
 
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Have you heard about the English major hindered by her huge big ginormous extensive vocabulary?

When she heard that her state outlawed semiautomatics she exclaimed:
"Yes! Long overdue legislation. My degree is Semantics. Never liked semiotics.".

Would you like extra whipped cream on your Americano?
 
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Klystron said:
Have you heard about the English major hindered by her huge big ginormous extensive vocabulary?

When she heard that her state outlawed semiautomatics she exclaimed:
"Yes! Long overdue legislation. My degree is Semantics. Never liked semiotics.".

Would you like extra whipped cream on your Americano?
I guess she thought the gun-control legislation had a worthwhile adjective.
 
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I hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.
 
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Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!
 
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Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because there’s always a cast!
 
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Knock knock. Who’s there? I’m. I’m who? Idk you tell me!
 
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Interested user said:
Knock knock. Who’s there? I’m. I’m who? Idk you tell me!

 
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The king's chief advisor dashes into the throne room.

Advisor: "Sire, the peasants are revolting!"

King: (sighs) "You can say that again."
 
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
 
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jack action said:
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
Only if he manages to find all screws that have to be adjusted.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Only if he manages to find all screws that have to be adjusted.
Talk about a 7 ply country am I right?
 
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Outed! o:)
 
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Here's where to send those revolting peasants:

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