Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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They sell these over here:

Translation: Out of my way you unnecessary social contact.
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The country's biggest ketchup producer didn't anticipate the huge demand for those small packets for takeout orders and even table service (shared ketchup bottles being a no-no nowadays).

In Heinzsight, it should have been obvious to them.
 
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jtbell said:
The country's biggest ketchup producer didn't anticipate the huge demand for those small packets for takeout orders and even table service (shared ketchup bottles being a no-no nowadays).

In Heinzsight, it should have been obvious to them.
There was a TV show about tomato sauce recently. If you missed it, it's still available on ketchup.
 
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Oh my gawd, Jack. That took me way too long to figure out. o0)
 
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Two truck drivers.
"Do you see the bridge over there?"
"Yeah, so?"
"It says 13 feet but we are 14 feet high."
"So what. Have you seen cops anywhere?"
 
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fresh_42 said:
Two truck drivers.
"Do you see the bridge over there?"
"Yeah, so?"
"It says 13 feet but we are 14 feet high."
"So what. Have you seen cops anywhere?"
Maybe they were here? 161 crashes and counting. :nb)
http://11foot8.com/
 
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I stood waving at my neighbour for 10 minutes this morning before realising she was cleaning her windows. 👋😄
 
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Which is worse – ignorance or apathy?

Answer:
I don't know and I don't care.
 
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collinsmark said:
For anyone who didn't get it:
Now that one I got. :smile:
 
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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Phillipe Floppe.
 
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This is not a joke per se but I found it very funny.

I was watching a youtube video of a physicist giving a lecture and at some point he said:
"If you can generate a closed-form analytic solution, then it stands to reason that this is a faster solution than any other methods (i.e. you just plug the numbers into a formula)"
Then a mathematician raised his hand and said:
"It depends on your definition of closed-form, analytic, and faster."
 
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dRic2 said:
"If you can generate a closed-form analytic solution, then it stands to reason that this is a faster solution than any other methods (i.e. you just plug the numbers into a formula)"
Then a mathematician raised his hand and said:
"It depends on your definition of closed-form, analytic, and faster."
And other issues:
 
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