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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Geography, religion and meats:
Turkey: Ottoman Empire,
Ham: Muslims
Bacon: Britain ( Roger).
Rotisserie: 15:3.
 
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WWGD said:
Geography, religion and meats:
Turkey: Ottoman Empire,
Ham: Muslims
Bacon: Britain ( Roger).
Rotisserie: 15:3.
And a turkey, ham, and bacon sandwich is what???
 
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BillTre said:
And a turkey, ham, and bacon sandwich is what???
An Abraham's sandwich.
 
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fresh_42 said:
An Abraham's sandwich.
Abraham includes Pastrami
 
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WWGD said:
Abraham includes Pastrami
This would be Hindi according to your ham logic.
 
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fresh_42 said:
This would be Hindi according to your ham logic.
I think Turkey in Turkish is 'Gindi'
 
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Works!

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BillTre said:
And a turkey, ham, and bacon sandwich is what???
A club sandwich?
 
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WWGD said:
A club sandwich?
I'll join that club.
 
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phinds said:
I'll join that club.
 
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Today, there is a cure for male connector rejection.
 
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enigma said:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
Horse says "So when I'm grazing on the plains I can watch for predators."
 
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"You young flowers don't know how easy you have it these days!"

"OK, bloomer."
 
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Diameter-challenged celestial body
 
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The Saint is desperately needed!
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fresh_42 said:
The Saint is desperately needed!View attachment 326498
The electrician's gospel says: Do not trifle with the lightning that lurketh in the capacitor, or thy mates may buy thy widow drinks and comfort her in ways of which thou might not approve.
 
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Ibix said:
The electrician's gospel says: Do not trifle with the lightning that lurketh in the capacitor, or your mates may buy your widow drinks and comfort her in ways of which you might not approve.
We have a song here from 1984 which we call the electricians' song:
"Tausendmal berührt, tausendmal ist nix passiert, und dann hat's Boom gemacht!"
(Touched a thousand times, nothing happened a thousand times, and then it went boom!)
 
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Was wondering why there was music coming from my printer - turns out the paper was jamming.
 
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Being married is like being in AA
My friends asked me, how's your marriage going?
One day at a time man..
I didnt say anything wrong today, but I don't know what tomorrow's going to bring
My name is Dave and I'm a married man
It's been 6 months since my last decision
I felt the urge to have an opinion the other day but.....
 
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And I still see people doing this !! :doh::doh:
 
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DennisN said:
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@TonyStewart : You seem to be new here, so welcome! 🙂
And I must say that your avatar is the coolest I've ever seen on PhysicsForums! 🙂
Agree!
 
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fresh_42 said:
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If I translate it on the picture, I would need to use more unnecessary bytes on the server, and it will not work since "I hear" would have to become "I listen to" which is the same "ich höre" in German, and I think it is already understandable on its own, as long as one associates the movie and the music presented in the picture.
Who is the first guy? Top left?
 
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nsaspook said:

A rim shot is actually playing the rim and snare head at the same time.
The clip you played is what drummers call, "b' dum dshhhhhh."

Not to be confused with, "B'dat dum dshhhhhh." The preferred phrase in that situation.

 
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Taken this myself on the train to Frankfurt Flughafen. Can't say what researcher you must be, to make tests with fighting animals...
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dextercioby said:
Taken this myself on the train to Frankfurt Flughafen. Can't say what researcher you must be, to make tests with fighting animals...
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Those scientists will just do anything for the sake of it, the fiends.
 
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DennisN said:
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@TonyStewart : You seem to be new here, so welcome! 🙂
And I must say that your avatar is the coolest I've ever seen on PhysicsForums! 🙂
This is what I imagine String Theory looks like, if it were real.
 
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pinball1970 said:
Who is the first guy? Top left?
Looks like Bono to me.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Looks like Bono to me.
He's not dead though. I thinks a hard rock guy, the guy who got shot on stage? I'll check.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Looks like Bono to me.
Chester Bennington
 
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davenn said:
View attachment 326524And I still see people doing this !! :doh::doh:
In my country, wearing a mask even when driving alone, with all windows up and AC running, was made mandatory by some High Court. The ruling was that every place outside your home is a public place for you, and as per Govt. regulations, wearing masks was mandatory in all public places.
 
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