Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Elon Musk: Would you buy a used spaceship from this man?

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Depends on the market for resale.
 
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You may have heard of the New Jersey deli that was recently listed on the OTC stock exchange with a valuation of more than $100 million. Well, now it's been delisted for violating the exchange's rules.

New Jersey deli valued at more than $100 million delisted from stock market (NY Post)

I've heard that they're now working on a new venture: a cryptocurrency named baloneycoin.
 
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I was kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
 
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WWGD said:
I was kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Well, as long as they didn't make you listen to rap music.
 
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I see the Academy Awards last night were held at Los Angeles Union Station. I wonder where the trains went in the meantime... to Anaheim, Azusa or Cucamonga?

 
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WWGD said:
I was kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

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Well, as long as they didn't make you listen to rap music.
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
 
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Or look at a lot of mime memes.
Nah, the horror of that is nothing compared to rap music
 
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