Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Elon Musk: Would you buy a used spaceship from this man?

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Depends on the market for resale.
 
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You may have heard of the New Jersey deli that was recently listed on the OTC stock exchange with a valuation of more than $100 million. Well, now it's been delisted for violating the exchange's rules.

New Jersey deli valued at more than $100 million delisted from stock market (NY Post)

I've heard that they're now working on a new venture: a cryptocurrency named baloneycoin.
 
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I was kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
 
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WWGD said:
I was kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
Well, as long as they didn't make you listen to rap music.
 
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I see the Academy Awards last night were held at Los Angeles Union Station. I wonder where the trains went in the meantime... to Anaheim, Azusa or Cucamonga?

 
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WWGD said:
I was kidnapped by a bunch of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

phinds said:
Well, as long as they didn't make you listen to rap music.
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
 
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jtbell said:
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
Nah, the horror of that is nothing compared to rap music
 

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