Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

Or look at a lot of mime memes.

Mi meams or your meams? In the end, what does it meam?

 

[jack action]

 

[Keith_McClary]

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I can't read the safety warning.

 

[jack action]

I can't read the safety warning.

Me neither. Maybe you can ask https://www.carguygarage.com/accessories/parking-aids/strapless-bluetooth-seatbelt-77931.

 

[gmax137]

Mi meams or your meams? In the end, what does it meam?

The stars are matter, we're matter, but it doesn't matter.

 

[WWGD]

Aging is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

 

[pinball1970]

Or look at a lot of mime memes.

Too involved.
Even on here!

 

[Keith_McClary]

Me neither. Maybe you can ask https://www.carguygarage.com/accessories/parking-aids/strapless-bluetooth-seatbelt-77931.

"DO NOT USE this product when passengers are sitting in car seat" ?

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[Keith_McClary]

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It's legal if you cut holes in your masks for the joints.

 

[jack action]

 

[phinds]

Outstanding, Jack

 

[jack action]

 

[hmmm27]

^ hate to ask, but how did he find it ?

 

[Vanadium 50]

The crunching sound when he sat down.

 

[jack action]

 

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[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

I wasn't sure if I should spread this joke or not:

 

[BillTre]

I drink bourbon because I don't like to keep things bottled up.

 

[kuruman]

Here is an actual statement, which I saw in an op-ed piece, referring to a (universally despised) U.S. Senator: "He is a charisma event horizon". I thought it was brilliant but my non-physicist wife didn't get it.

 

[BillTre]

Here is an actual statement, which I saw in an op-ed piece, referring to a (universally despised) U.S. Senator: "He is a charisma event horizon". I thought it was brilliant but my non-physicist wife didn't get it.

I know who the senator is, but who wrote it. Pretty clever.

 

[kuruman]

I know who the senator is, but who wrote it. Pretty clever.

Yes, the name of the senator in question should be obvious to anyone who cruises the web.

 

[mfb]

but who wrote it

Cliff Schecter

 

[BillTre]

Cliff Schecter

Wow. He's got sharp sense of humor.

 

[WWGD]

It's legal if you cut holes in your masks for the joints.

Smoking weed is not a good idea with a mask! ;).

 

[WWGD]

Recent bumper sticker:
" The Gene Pool could use some chlorine".