Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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jtbell said:
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
Mi meams or your meams? In the end, what does it meam?
 
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jack action said:

I can't read the safety warning.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
I can't read the safety warning.
Me neither. Maybe you can ask https://www.carguygarage.com/accessories/parking-aids/strapless-bluetooth-seatbelt-77931.
 
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WWGD said:
Mi meams or your meams? In the end, what does it meam?

Don van Vliet said:
The stars are matter, we're matter, but it doesn't matter.
 
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Aging is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
 
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jtbell said:
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
Too involved.
Even on here!
 
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jack action said:
Me neither. Maybe you can ask https://www.carguygarage.com/accessories/parking-aids/strapless-bluetooth-seatbelt-77931.
"DO NOT USE this product when passengers are sitting in car seat" ?
 
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Outstanding, Jack 👍
 
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^ hate to ask, but how did he find it ?
 
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The crunching sound when he sat down.
 
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I wasn't sure if I should spread this joke or not:

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I drink bourbon because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
 
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Here is an actual statement, which I saw in an op-ed piece, referring to a (universally despised) U.S. Senator: "He is a charisma event horizon". I thought it was brilliant but my non-physicist wife didn't get it.
 
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kuruman said:
Here is an actual statement, which I saw in an op-ed piece, referring to a (universally despised) U.S. Senator: "He is a charisma event horizon". I thought it was brilliant but my non-physicist wife didn't get it.
I know who the senator is, but who wrote it. Pretty clever.
 
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BillTre said:
I know who the senator is, but who wrote it. Pretty clever.
Yes, the name of the senator in question should be obvious to anyone who cruises the web.
 
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BillTre said:
but who wrote it
Cliff Schecter
 
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mfb said:
Cliff Schecter
Wow. He's got sharp sense of humor.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
It's legal if you cut holes in your masks for the joints.
Smoking weed is not a good idea with a mask! ;).
 
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Recent bumper sticker:
" The Gene Pool could use some chlorine".
 
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