Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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jtbell said:
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
Mi meams or your meams? In the end, what does it meam?
 
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Keith_McClary said:
I can't read the safety warning.
Me neither. Maybe you can ask https://www.carguygarage.com/accessories/parking-aids/strapless-bluetooth-seatbelt-77931.
 
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WWGD said:
Mi meams or your meams? In the end, what does it meam?

Don van Vliet said:
The stars are matter, we're matter, but it doesn't matter.
 
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Aging is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
 
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jtbell said:
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
Too involved.
Even on here!
 
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jack action said:
Me neither. Maybe you can ask https://www.carguygarage.com/accessories/parking-aids/strapless-bluetooth-seatbelt-77931.
"DO NOT USE this product when passengers are sitting in car seat" ?
 
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Outstanding, Jack 👍
 
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^ hate to ask, but how did he find it ?
 
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The crunching sound when he sat down.
 
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I wasn't sure if I should spread this joke or not:

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I drink bourbon because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
 
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Here is an actual statement, which I saw in an op-ed piece, referring to a (universally despised) U.S. Senator: "He is a charisma event horizon". I thought it was brilliant but my non-physicist wife didn't get it.
 
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kuruman said:
Here is an actual statement, which I saw in an op-ed piece, referring to a (universally despised) U.S. Senator: "He is a charisma event horizon". I thought it was brilliant but my non-physicist wife didn't get it.
I know who the senator is, but who wrote it. Pretty clever.
 
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BillTre said:
I know who the senator is, but who wrote it. Pretty clever.
Yes, the name of the senator in question should be obvious to anyone who cruises the web.
 
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BillTre said:
but who wrote it
Cliff Schecter
 
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mfb said:
Cliff Schecter
Wow. He's got sharp sense of humor.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
It's legal if you cut holes in your masks for the joints.
Smoking weed is not a good idea with a mask! ;).
 
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Recent bumper sticker:
" The Gene Pool could use some chlorine".
 
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