Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #9,391
jtbell said:
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
Mi meams or your meams? In the end, what does it meam?
 
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  • #9,392
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Keith_McClary said:
I can't read the safety warning.
Me neither. Maybe you can ask https://www.carguygarage.com/accessories/parking-aids/strapless-bluetooth-seatbelt-77931.
 
  • #9,395
WWGD said:
Mi meams or your meams? In the end, what does it meam?

Don van Vliet said:
The stars are matter, we're matter, but it doesn't matter.
 
  • #9,396
Aging is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
 
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jtbell said:
Or look at a lot of mime memes.
Too involved.
Even on here!
 
  • #9,398
jack action said:
Me neither. Maybe you can ask https://www.carguygarage.com/accessories/parking-aids/strapless-bluetooth-seatbelt-77931.
"DO NOT USE this product when passengers are sitting in car seat" ?
 
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Outstanding, Jack 👍
 
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  • #9,406
^ hate to ask, but how did he find it ?
 
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The crunching sound when he sat down.
 
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  • #9,412
I wasn't sure if I should spread this joke or not:

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I drink bourbon because I don't like to keep things bottled up.
 
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Here is an actual statement, which I saw in an op-ed piece, referring to a (universally despised) U.S. Senator: "He is a charisma event horizon". I thought it was brilliant but my non-physicist wife didn't get it.
 
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kuruman said:
Here is an actual statement, which I saw in an op-ed piece, referring to a (universally despised) U.S. Senator: "He is a charisma event horizon". I thought it was brilliant but my non-physicist wife didn't get it.
I know who the senator is, but who wrote it. Pretty clever.
 
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BillTre said:
I know who the senator is, but who wrote it. Pretty clever.
Yes, the name of the senator in question should be obvious to anyone who cruises the web.
 
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BillTre said:
but who wrote it
Cliff Schecter
 
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mfb said:
Cliff Schecter
Wow. He's got sharp sense of humor.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
It's legal if you cut holes in your masks for the joints.
Smoking weed is not a good idea with a mask! ;).
 
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Recent bumper sticker:
" The Gene Pool could use some chlorine".
 
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