Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

Thank God it still accepts an "AA" battery, even in reverse! But do you have to reverse the polarity, though?

If it reversed in time will the current flow backwards (Ben Franklin style)?

 

[jack action]

Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.

 

[jack action]

 

[artis]

Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.

Yes but only if you write on it backwards.Someone should take one of those backwards clocks and a regular forward clock and tie the clock hands together and let them fight out the time, "survival of the fastest"

 

[jack action]

I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza ... I guess I should've put it on aloha temperature.

 

[WWGD]

Not intended as a joke, but:

 

[WWGD]

 

[DaveC426913]

Not intended as a joke, but:View attachment 291300

There's a Roadrunner and a huge boulder here somewhere.

 

[Keith_McClary]

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Rare photograph, 'cause usually it was a howling whiteout blizzard.

 

[WWGD]

Rare photograph, 'cause usually it was a howling whiteout blizzard.

And that is a picture of both going to school and coming back. Both ways.

 

[WWGD]

There's a Roadrunner and a huge boulder here somewhere.

No wonder those models always have angry /hostile faces.

 

[kuruman]

 

[jtbell]

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This is particularly apt, because Newton was born on Christmas Day, and 25 DEC = 31 OCT.

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

Spoiler

Its acorn cob making a baby with a piece of candy --> a candy corn abomination was born

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

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Sorry, I need a spoiler post to help me understand. I'm slow sometimes...

 

[fresh_42]

Sorry, I need a spoiler post to help me understand. I'm slow sometimes...

I have no idea either, but maybe this one is related, which I also did not understand:

 

[BillTre]

Biden was convinced by Manchin to go with the sub-optimal candy.
Lots of people don't think much of candy corn.
This parallels current political on-goings.

 

[JT Smith]

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We used to do that. We'd buy a bunch of those mini cans of vegetables (beets, corn, peas) and then ask the trick-or-treaters: "Do you want candy or vegetables?" And the little kids would say, with some concern in their tiny voices: "Candy!"

But the older kids would ask for the vegetables. By the end of the night we'd always have some candy left but the canned vegetables would be gone.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

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