Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Don’t complain about rainy days, in Germany the weather is always Wetter.

And if the Sun is shining, it's hell.
Wetter=weather, hell=bright
 
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In some places you get birds within seconds. Fully grown up already!
 
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Found! The source of the rumors that COVID-19 vaccines contain microscopic tracking devices is the 1967 movie "The President's Analyst" staring James Coburn.

In the movie, the scheme to inject "Cerebrum Communcators" into everyone was the product of the national telecommunications conglomerate, TPC (The Phone Company).

 
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You can get an even higher Rankine intelligence score if you work at it.
 
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Australian sale on fish and chips

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Since this is a science site, I clarify gravity is a law and not a theory. Hoping not to have ruined the pic:
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WWGD said:
Since this is a science site, I clarify gravity is a law and not a theory
Well, yeah, but only because that term was thrown around rather loosely back in those days. Today GR is not a "law", so I don't thing the joke is ruined by sloppy use of terms.
 
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Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
 
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It was a lot more fun to be 20 in the 70's than to be 70 in the 20's.
 
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If you replace the 'W' with a 'T' in 'When', 'Where', and 'What', you get the answer to each question.
 
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History
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I just rewrote 'History'.
 
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While playing tennis, I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Then it hit met.
 
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jack action said:

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what's the problem ? he /she found a duck and brought it back.
The hunter didnt even have to shoot it :wink: :wink:
 
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