Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #9,421
Don’t complain about rainy days, in Germany the weather is always Wetter.

And if the Sun is shining, it's hell.
Wetter=weather, hell=bright
 
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In some places you get birds within seconds. Fully grown up already!
 
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Found! The source of the rumors that COVID-19 vaccines contain microscopic tracking devices is the 1967 movie "The President's Analyst" staring James Coburn.

In the movie, the scheme to inject "Cerebrum Communcators" into everyone was the product of the national telecommunications conglomerate, TPC (The Phone Company).

 
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You can get an even higher Rankine intelligence score if you work at it.
 
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Australian sale on fish and chips

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Since this is a science site, I clarify gravity is a law and not a theory. Hoping not to have ruined the pic:
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WWGD said:
Since this is a science site, I clarify gravity is a law and not a theory
Well, yeah, but only because that term was thrown around rather loosely back in those days. Today GR is not a "law", so I don't thing the joke is ruined by sloppy use of terms.
 
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Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
 
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It was a lot more fun to be 20 in the 70's than to be 70 in the 20's.
 
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If you replace the 'W' with a 'T' in 'When', 'Where', and 'What', you get the answer to each question.
 
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History
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I just rewrote 'History'.
 
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While playing tennis, I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Then it hit met.
 
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jack action said:

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what's the problem ? he /she found a duck and brought it back.
The hunter didnt even have to shoot it :wink: :wink:
 
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