Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Those that know me will understand this ...

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WWGD said:
Self-Similar dog
I can't quite see if it's recursive.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
I can't quite see if it's recursive.
And finitely axiomatizable. My kind of dog.
 
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WWGD said:
@Keith_McClary : It's a Self-Similar dog. Some prefer Shitzu's , others German Shepherds, others prefer Self-Similars.
Related to the Golden Ratio Retriever. Programmers prefer Pointers.
 
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What should you do if you're addicted to sea weed?

Sea kelp.
 
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If you see this hazardous cargo code - follow that truck. High-proof ethanol.

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Ibix said:
What should you do if you're addicted to sea weed?

Sea kelp.
And get on shore to dry out.
 
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When I typed "when is c" into Google's search box this morning, its first suggestion was "when is cinco de mayo".
 
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I look forward to the peer reviewed paper on this experimental research:

 
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mfb said:
Don’t complain about rainy days, in Germany the weather is always Wetter.
And in Germany , the children are always kinder.
 
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jtbell said:
When I typed "when is c" into Google's search box this morning, its first suggestion was "when is cinco de mayo".
Lower-fat version: Cinco de Miracle Whip.
 
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DrClaude said:
Lower-fat version: Cinco de Miracle Whip.
Mine wants to tell me when is chinese new year.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Mine wants to tell me when is chinese new year.
That's the Google Search AI in action. You are located closer to China than to Mexico. :wink:
 
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berkeman said:
That's the Google Search AI in action. You are located closer to China than to Mexico. :wink:
But Cancun is closer than Shanghai.
 
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. 😏 . . .

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phinds said:

Lies.

The picture actually dates from 1958, during the Algerian War (i.e., a war for independence waged against French forces in Colonial Algeria). And it depicts a starving donkey that was rescued by a member of the French Foreign Legion who carried it back to his base, where the animal was nursed back to health, given the name “Bambi,” and adopted as a unit mascot — as described by author Douglas Porch in his 1991 history of the Legion:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/soldier-carrying-donkey/
 
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