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Those that know me will understand this ...

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WWGD said:
Self-Similar dog
I can't quite see if it's recursive.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
I can't quite see if it's recursive.
And finitely axiomatizable. My kind of dog.
 
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WWGD said:
@Keith_McClary : It's a Self-Similar dog. Some prefer Shitzu's , others German Shepherds, others prefer Self-Similars.
Related to the Golden Ratio Retriever. Programmers prefer Pointers.
 
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If you see this hazardous cargo code - follow that truck. High-proof ethanol.

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Ibix said:
What should you do if you're addicted to sea weed?

Sea kelp.
And get on shore to dry out.
 
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When I typed "when is c" into Google's search box this morning, its first suggestion was "when is cinco de mayo".
 
I look forward to the peer reviewed paper on this experimental research:

 
mfb said:
Don’t complain about rainy days, in Germany the weather is always Wetter.
And in Germany , the children are always kinder.
 
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jtbell said:
When I typed "when is c" into Google's search box this morning, its first suggestion was "when is cinco de mayo".
Lower-fat version: Cinco de Miracle Whip.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Mine wants to tell me when is chinese new year.
That's the Google Search AI in action. You are located closer to China than to Mexico. :wink:
 
berkeman said:
That's the Google Search AI in action. You are located closer to China than to Mexico. :wink:
But Cancun is closer than Shanghai.
 
phinds said:

Lies.

The picture actually dates from 1958, during the Algerian War (i.e., a war for independence waged against French forces in Colonial Algeria). And it depicts a starving donkey that was rescued by a member of the French Foreign Legion who carried it back to his base, where the animal was nursed back to health, given the name “Bambi,” and adopted as a unit mascot — as described by author Douglas Porch in his 1991 history of the Legion:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/soldier-carrying-donkey/
 
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