Collection of Lame Jokes

[phinds]

Lies

Spoilsport

It's still a good moral

 

[jtbell]

This morning I saw on the news a report that plastic surgeries have decreased during the pandemic, with one major exception: butt implants are up 22%.

Does this mean that Zoom mooning is the latest new trend?

 

[Vanadium 50]

Lies.

Don't let the truth stand in the way of a good internet meme.

 

[DaveC426913]

Don't let the truth stand in the way of a good internet meme.

But do let Facebook checkers stand in the way.

I posted this fakery to FB as part of my personal "Everything you read is a lie" public service campaign.

Facebook found and flagged it within minutes as containing false information.

 

[WWGD]

 

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[DennisN]

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The second guy in that picture looks like a Linux user :

 

[DennisN]

 

[phinds]

 

[etotheipi]

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I don't get it

 

[fresh_42]

I don't get it

You shouldn't have told us.

 

[phinds]

I don't get it

You are supposed to sound more self-important when you say that

 

[jack action]

I don't get it

Same with me. Just do as I do, and give a thumbs up anyway to encourage those who cannot distinguish good from mediocre humor. With practice, maybe they'll be as good as me one day.

 

[etotheipi]

same vibes

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[davenn]

 

[phinds]

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This should not be in the joke section but in the animal lovers section.

 

[Frisbee]

The second guy in that picture looks like a Linux user :

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As a Ubuntu fanboy user, the actual steps are more like:
Step I. Take a look at Ask Ubuntu and apply the most suitable answer
Step II. Problem solved

 

[Frisbee]

 

[Frigus]

If you are born single it's not your mistake but if you die single it's your mistake.

 

[jack action]

I saw an ad that said: «Radio on sale, 2$, volume stuck on full.»

I thought, "I can't turn that down."

 

[WWGD]

" I don't want a vaccine, I don't want harmful things in my body"

 

[Ibix]

" I don't want a vaccine, I don't want harmful things in my body"

A slightly closer translation would be "I won't be vaccinated, I won't let them put harmful things in my body", which brings out the full anti-vaxx conspiracy theory nuttiness that's being lampooned.

 

[WWGD]

 

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[WWGD]

This should not be in the joke section but in the animal lovers section.

Maybe a new Intersection of sections section?

 

[WWGD]