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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Why did the motorcycle fall over?
Because it was too tired.
Because it was too tired.
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WWGD said:
the most funny thing in this joke is that if one replaces the first part with "...there is no invisible man..." then it results another joke
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On the other hand dying in large groups isn't all that great either...Hemant said:
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DaveC426913
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It took me a couple of moments to realize what the punchline was.phinds said:
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Yeah, I missed it for a beat or two myself.DaveC426913 said:
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#MeToo.DaveC426913 said:
(Uh-oh, now I'll get in trouble for hijacking that hashtag.)
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The last few posts have been reviewed by the Mentors, and we're letting them slide for now...
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Aaaah, that cracked me up :Dphinds said:
ontopic:
Every nut is a coconut.
It is known that a mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Equivalently, a comathematician is one for turning cotheorems into ffee.
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I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.
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He: Do you like Kipling?
She: I don't know. I've never Kippled...
She: I don't know. I've never Kippled...
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I have. It's ruddy 'ard.BigDon said:
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I almost hit "report" by mistake.
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But exceedingly good.Ibix said:
(Apologies to readers outside the UK who probably have no idea what that joke is.)
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I don't get it.nuuskur said:
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Really? It's an obvious homophobic slur. Apparently Nusskur felt the need to practice his intolerance.DaveC426913 said:I don't get it.
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Some wine guy reviews Everclear!
Kinda funny in a stupid way:
Kinda funny in a stupid way:
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Reminiscent of some politicians?
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OK. That's super-duper oblique.phinds said:
But I guess Jack, Berkeman and BillTre are more in-tune than I am.
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I didn't view it as homophobic (although I guess I can see that angle now), and being a motorcyclist, I did find it funny.
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Ah OK, I see it now.berkeman said:
It's an asking a groaning football player* if he got hit in the vagina kind of thing.
*male
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I took it along the lines of a joke I like very much in presence of a macho man that shows me his bike (or anything else):DaveC426913 said:
Biker: "Do you like my new bike?"
Me: "Very much. Do they make it for men too?"
The expression of the biker's face is always memorable! (I have the chance of being very big and tall, thus I never need to run away.)
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