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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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berkeman said:
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LOL, reminds me of some PM conversations I've had as a Mentor... :smile:
I'm sure they would be charmed by your analogy.
 
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WWGD said:
I'm sure they would be charmed by your analogy.
Sorry, I didn't mean to be pejorative about PF members. The vast majority of my PM conversations have been good. But as with all Mentors (and probably some regular members), there are times when a PM conversation takes a turn that you did not see coming. I'd post a few examples, but the new PF software doesn't keep information archived for very long...
 
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berkeman said:
Sorry, I didn't mean to be pejorative about PF members. The vast majority of my PM conversations have been good. But as with all Mentors (and probably some regular members), there are times when a PM conversation takes a turn that you did not see coming. I'd post a few examples, but the new PF software doesn't keep information archived for very long...
Just kidding, Berke, I cannot begin to have the patience you display.
 
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Heh, I don't ride a motorbike, either. I still found the joke hysterical. No need to get carried away with woke thematics.
 
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WWGD said:
I don't get it. Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota -- nowhere near Canada, is my point. And it faces more east than it does south. Is the meme trying to say that Wyoming or maybe Montana is supposed to be Canada?!
 
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collinsmark said:
I don't get it. Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota -- no where near Canada, is my point.
And your former presidents are remarkably limber if they can get their heads upright and serious looking while their back ends are in that position...
 
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collinsmark said:
I don't get it. Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota -- nowhere near Canada, is my point. And it faces more east than it does south. Is the meme trying to say that Wyoming or maybe Montana is supposed to be Canada?!
You've been made into an honorary German. I plead license/leeway in the jokes section. Rigor elsewhere, but more of a " You know what I mean" here.
 
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collinsmark said:
I don't get it. Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota -- nowhere near Canada, is my point. And it faces more east than it does south. Is the meme trying to say that Wyoming or maybe Montana is supposed to be Canada?!
No. It's just a well-known fact that British Columbians have excellent vision.
 
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If great headlines are what you are after, one cannot do better than this:

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Now you can save the Earth by eating bacon:
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Vanadium 50 said:
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Maybe that was the bar where some physicist wrote a preprint that I once saw in grad school, about "topless bottom models."
 
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Just in case you doughnut know, you can get a free one at Krispy Kreme when you show your COVID vaccination card.
 

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