Collection of Lame Jokes

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[berkeman]

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LOL, reminds me of some PM conversations I've had as a Mentor...

 

[WWGD]

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LOL, reminds me of some PM conversations I've had as a Mentor...

I'm sure they would be charmed by your analogy.

 

[berkeman]

I'm sure they would be charmed by your analogy.

Sorry, I didn't mean to be pejorative about PF members. The vast majority of my PM conversations have been good. But as with all Mentors (and probably some regular members), there are times when a PM conversation takes a turn that you did not see coming. I'd post a few examples, but the new PF software doesn't keep information archived for very long...

 

[WWGD]

Sorry, I didn't mean to be pejorative about PF members. The vast majority of my PM conversations have been good. But as with all Mentors (and probably some regular members), there are times when a PM conversation takes a turn that you did not see coming. I'd post a few examples, but the new PF software doesn't keep information archived for very long...

Just kidding, Berke, I cannot begin to have the patience you display.

 

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[strangerep]

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It's nice to see that some goddesses like hobbits.

 

[nuuskur]

Heh, I don't ride a motorbike, either. I still found the joke hysterical. No need to get carried away with woke thematics.

 

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[collinsmark]

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I don't get it. Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota -- nowhere near Canada, is my point. And it faces more east than it does south. Is the meme trying to say that Wyoming or maybe Montana is supposed to be Canada?!

 

[Ibix]

I don't get it. Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota -- no where near Canada, is my point.

And your former presidents are remarkably limber if they can get their heads upright and serious looking while their back ends are in that position...

 

[WWGD]

I don't get it. Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota -- nowhere near Canada, is my point. And it faces more east than it does south. Is the meme trying to say that Wyoming or maybe Montana is supposed to be Canada?!

You've been made into an honorary German. I plead license/leeway in the jokes section. Rigor elsewhere, but more of a " You know what I mean" here.

 

[DaveC426913]

I don't get it. Mt. Rushmore is in South Dakota -- nowhere near Canada, is my point. And it faces more east than it does south. Is the meme trying to say that Wyoming or maybe Montana is supposed to be Canada?!

No. It's just a well-known fact that British Columbians have excellent vision.

 

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[fresh_42]

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Neither nor. It's a [URL='https://www.physicsforums.com/insights/basics-positron-emission-tomography-pet/']pet scan[/URL].

 

[Vanadium 50]

If great headlines are what you are after, one cannot do better than this:

 

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[DaveC426913]

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Goes along with the Lab tests and the Pollygraphs.

 

[WWGD]

Neither nor. It's a [URL='https://www.physicsforums.com/insights/basics-positron-emission-tomography-pet/']pet scan[/URL].

I bet that is not a justified generalization allowed under the tractatus. Must pay a fine by law. Joke analytics report flunks it.

 

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[Keith_McClary]

Now you can save the Earth by eating bacon:

 

[Jarvis323]

 

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[fresh_42]

 

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[jtbell]

If great headlines are what you are after, one cannot do better than this:

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Maybe that was the bar where some physicist wrote a preprint that I once saw in grad school, about "topless bottom models."

 

[jtbell]

Just in case you doughnut know, you can get a free one at Krispy Kreme when you show your COVID vaccination card.