Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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berkeman said:
Wait, is Batman about to shoot the Flash for losing? Kinda' brutal, no?
I'm actually more concerned that the low speed of sound compared to the speed and reaction times of both Flash and Superman renders the whole test invalid even before it's a practical joke.

I think Superman is actually between Batman and the Flash, so it's the guys behind who are in danger (Wonder Woman can deflect bullets, so she's ok).
 
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Ibix said:
I have this on a t-shirt:View attachment 329091
Hey! I've got something on my t-shirt, too! Oh, wait. Well, it'll come out in the wash.

-Dan
 
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My baloney has a middle name.
Not really, just didn't want to feel left out.
 
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WWGD said:
My baloney has a middle name.
Not really, just didn't want to feel left out.
Well, my baloney has a first name...

Yes, I seriously dated myself there.

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
Well, my baloney has a first name...

Yes, I seriously dated myself there.

-Dan
Nick at Nite was my thing for a while . Didn't watch a single post-70s show for a few months.
 
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Get yourself a good cable setup, an app to order food, and you can stay inside for weeks at a time.
 
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WWGD said:
Get yourself a good cable setup, an app to order food, and you can stay inside for weeks at a time.
Barney Miller just has no modern day equivalent.

Dietrich! OMG!

-Dan
 
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"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille.
 
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Actually it's an Italian song about the ocean - Ode da sea.
 
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Coming soon to the biggest arena they can find:

Zuckerbeef vs. the Musk Ox.
 
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Lady told me she gave me the last of the ice she had for my drink.
" I only have ice for you".
 
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WWGD said:
Lady told me she gave me the last of the ice she had for my drink.
" I only have ice for you".
"Water, you serving everybody else ?"
 
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From FB today:

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jtbell said:
Coming soon to the biggest arena they can find:

Zuckerbeef vs. the Musk Ox.
Zuckerburger was right there!
 
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phinds said:
And the Cretan beside her in the passenger seat repeating, ‘I told you, the light is green!’
 
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I was watching a show for about 10 minutes, and this lady was listing all of these great things to do for fun.

Then I realized that it was one of these religious channels, and she was reading a list of sins.
 
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Invasion of the Candy People?

I prefer yellow
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Some dark humor:

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dextercioby said:
Reminds me of my buddy and I exploring remote mountain roads in my truck, in Northern California. From time to time we would come to some small town, which usually had a sign warning
SLOW
CHILDREN

We always wondered why so many towns had slow children.
 
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A woman had a heart attack. She had a vision of God standing by her bedside.

"God, am I going to die?"

"No, you'll live another 30 years. I promise."

She did indeed recover, and decided she might as well make the most of her 30 years. She lost weight, got Botox, had a tummy-tuck, cosmetic surgery, etc. After her final procedure, she crossed the street in front of the clinic, was hit by a car, and died.

"God, what about those 30 years?"

"I didn't recognize you."
 
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Scientists have recently turned back time. Turns out you get "emit".

(Respect to Colin Mochrie)
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Reminds me of my buddy and I exploring remote mountain roads in my truck, in Northern California. From time to time we would come to some small town, which usually had a sign warning
SLOW
CHILDREN

We always wondered why so many towns had slow children.
I always liked the Three Stooges episode where they decided to fish because the sign said "Fine for fishing".
 
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Borg said:
I always liked the Three Stooges episode where they decided to fish because the sign said "Fine for fishing".
 
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DrGreg said:
I'm more interested in currant affairs.
That comment was out of lime.

-Dan
 
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I recently discovered the word tourons which is a portmanteau of tourist and morons. I think this fits nicely in that category.
 
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