Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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fresh_42 said:
Me, too. I even refused to read it as Claude. I only saw Claudius.
I was reading (i.e. pronouncing) the name in french ("klo-d" vs "kla-oud"), so it didn't work for me at all either. Attempting to pronounce it in english only ended up in "cloud", which made no sense.
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Today was not a good day. I decided to try horse back riding this morning to relax. It turned out to be a freak'n mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. The horse made a sudden jerk and reared up, and I couldn't hold on. I fell off, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking and running, and was dragging me and wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager of the grocery store came out and unplugged the machine. But then he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn't attempt to drive the Batmobile, and told me to stay away from the handicap carts.
 
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Cow farts come from the dairy air.
 
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From FB today:

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I had a crazy dream last night!

I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
 
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You're giving the wolf quite a workout :smile:
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A better description may be "lamentable".
 
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Rob from the rich, give to the Thor?
 
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"Shall we meet for 1-2 beers this evening?"
"12 is written without hyphen!"
 
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fresh_42 said:
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You know why unicorns no longer exist? The lions on the arc got hungry part way through...

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
You know why unicorns no longer exist? The lions on the arc got hungry part way through...

-Dan
Yes. It had been advertised as all-you-can-eat trip!
 
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topsquark said:
You know why unicorns no longer exist? The lions on the arc got hungry part way through...

-Dan
Nope!
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The sea levels were high, and soon the passengers would be too...

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And here comes a real "lame" ark joke:

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