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"What's your name?"
"P...P...Pe...P...Pe...Pe...Peter!"
"That's too long. I'll just call you Peter."
"P...P...Pe...P...Pe...Pe...Peter!"
"That's too long. I'll just call you Peter."
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fresh_42 said:
And from the movie "Time Bandits"...
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What if UFOs are just Billionaires from other planets?
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People have noted the word "TESLA" on the Tic Tac UFOsphinds said:
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This made me think about what it means to give someone flowers...because I care so much I want to decapitate/kill something beautiful for them.jack action said:
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You mean the severed sex organs of plants?russ_watters said:
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We've had a heatwave going on here for a while. 
Hopefully it ends soon.
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I think it's clever that this little rover reported on by the BBC can pick up cigarette butts but what I REALLY find amazing is that it can pick up other science news. How does it DO that?
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Add a "Please clean up before your owner" sign at the bottom.
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Back when the Boy Scouts were still an American tradition, way back when I was a kid, we scouts had huge events call Jamborees. This is where up to hundreds of troops from all over the State, or even from all over the country, would gather and set up camp for a few days to a week, to take part is a wide range of scouting events.
There were two grand traditions for new scouts. I experienced the first when told that our troop was in short supply of bacon, so I should go around and ask other troops if they have a bacon stretcher. This was used to stretch the bacon so that one piece could be made into two. Much to the surprise of my Scoutmaster, the first place I checked had a bacon stretcher, which I promptly took back to our camp. But everyone was acting weird about it. For some reason they were all snickering.
I don't think I realized that there is no such a thing as a bacon stretcher until the next day.
The other tradition to which I never did fall victim was the snipe hunt. Snipes are mysterious critters that can be seen in the trees at night if you flash your lights at them. We would send out the new Scouts to hunt for snipes in the forest at night.
There were two grand traditions for new scouts. I experienced the first when told that our troop was in short supply of bacon, so I should go around and ask other troops if they have a bacon stretcher. This was used to stretch the bacon so that one piece could be made into two. Much to the surprise of my Scoutmaster, the first place I checked had a bacon stretcher, which I promptly took back to our camp. But everyone was acting weird about it. For some reason they were all snickering.
I don't think I realized that there is no such a thing as a bacon stretcher until the next day.
The other tradition to which I never did fall victim was the snipe hunt. Snipes are mysterious critters that can be seen in the trees at night if you flash your lights at them. We would send out the new Scouts to hunt for snipes in the forest at night.