Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Dear women, please don't do that! This is really disgusting!
It's ok in your own apartment, but please not in a restaurant!
It is a public place dedicated to the consumption of food.
I know some will now start to defend this distasteful behavior,
but they will never change my mind about this disgusting act.
It is and remains a bad habit.
Please don't put your dirty flip-flops on the table.

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I could never leave my optometrist girlfriend. I would tell her that I couldn't see her anymore.
She would lean closer and say, "Can you see me now?"
 
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I just took a shower.
You have no idea how hard it was to sneak it out of Home Depot.
 
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Finally! Sesame Street has improved!

-Dan
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topsquark said:
Finally! Sesame Street has improved!

-Dan
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I''m a fan of Tarantino. Unfortunately, he cannot be quoted at PF. I tried.
 
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It's called: the departure from cubism.
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It's called: the departure from cubism.View attachment 333026
Good Heavens! It is abstractionism! We know that because we all interpreted it wrong....

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
Good Heavens! It is abstractionism! We know that because we all interpreted it wrong....
Speak for yourself. They all have one hump, so it's always seemed obvious to me... :oldeyes:
 
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phinds said:
That shore is a drag.
They couldn't be more pacific!
Anyways, probably not good for you - it doesn't say electro lite.One good recipee is Himalayan rabbit stew.
I did mine yesterday and it was fantastic.
Found himalayan in the middle of the road.
 
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topsquark said:
Good Heavens! It is abstractionism! We know that because we all interpreted it wrong....
Mock the Week had a "rejected exam questions" prompt in one segment. Hugh Dennis came out with "Modern Art exam, question 1. What the **** is that meant to be?"
 
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For his life's work - Nobel Prize in Chemistry to Keith Richards​

It was long overdue: Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards finally received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his tireless research work with all kinds of substances.
 
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M.C.Escher's stairway
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WWGD said:
M.C.Escher's stairway
"My decorations are in the attic - I'll go downstairs and get them."
- M.C. Escher puts up his Christmas decorations.
 
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fresh_42 said:

For his life's work - Nobel Prize in Chemistry to Keith Richards​

It was long overdue: Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards finally received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his tireless research work with all kinds of substances.
When God was explaining the rules of the Garden of Eden to Adam, Adam saw another guy off in the distance and asked God who that was. "Oh", said God "that's Keith Richards. He was here when I got here."
 
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Animal moods:

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A novel body-temperature superconductor
 
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Now, after the movie " Oppenheimer", a new trend on movies about the lives of physicists. Next up is one about Heisenberg. But you can't know both the time of the movie and where it's playing.
 
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WWGD said:
Now, after the movie " Oppenheimer", a new trend on movies about the lives of physicists. Next up is one about Heisenberg. But you can't know both the time of the movie and where it's playing.
Heavens! At this rate, by the time they get to my movie, I'll be dead!

-Dan
 
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OK, on this one, I'll do it myself:

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Q: What's the difference between a quantum mechanic and an auto mechanic?
A: A quantum mechanic can get his car into the garage without opening the door.
 
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