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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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DrGreg said:
I do miss him.

tis sad to loose a fishing/drinking buddy :wink:
 
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It's good to miss a hunting buddy, however.

We are on page 404. Quick, not found jokes!
 
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mfb said:
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"Is there—is there news at this link?—tell me—tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Server "four-oh-four"
 
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I look forward to page 418.
 
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mfb said:
It's good to miss a hunting buddy, however.

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Here we go:

The errors 404 and 403 went to vote, 404 voted for Trump. 403 forbidden.
 
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mfb said:
We are on page 404. Quick, not found jokes!
Multilingual joke:

British: Wally is on page 404.

American: Waldo is on page 404.
 
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DrGreg said:
Multilingual joke:

British: Wally is on page 404.

American: Waldo is on page 404.
You've found Wally/Waldo!
I remember a Mad Mag spoof of a single pic of Waldo. It was titled ' Where's Waldo for morons'.
 
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Mad is classic.

In grade school, a friend of mine had some Mad publication along the lines of "Snappy
Come-backs to Stupid Questions".

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Found it:
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WWGD said:
When asked if I plan to marry again, I say heck no! It would be easier to just find someone I don't like and give her my house.

WWGD said:
Where is my boo button...?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
When asked if I plan to marry again, I say heck no! It would be easier to just find someone I don't like and give her my house.Where is my boo button...?
I assume you refer to the one with 50 cents? 50' was hungry, 58; Fifty ate.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
When asked if I plan to marry again, I say heck no! It would be easier to just find someone I don't like and give her my house.Where is my boo button...?
Believe it or not ( don't) , 50 Cents sued another rapper named 'Two Quarters' for stealing his name.
 
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WWGD said:
Believe it or not ( don't) , 50 Cents sued another rapper named 'Two Quarters' for stealing his name.
Well my name is 4 Bits and I'm suing both of them!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
4 Bits
Nibble may sue you first.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
Nibble may sue you first.
Do you mean Sue may nibble me first?
 
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This feeling when you smell your steak on the BBQ and your mouth begins to water.

I wonder if vegetarians have the same feeling when they mow the lawn?
 
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The new light bulb also comes with 10 other dependencies that you need to compile first, two of them need to be downloaded from some obscure 2005 website.
 
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jack action said:
Two of those gags are hilarious. But the one on my favourite operating system is a tired old saw that might have been true in the 1990s but people should just get past now. 😁
 
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