Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Physics news on Phys.org
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DrGreg said:
I do miss him.

tis sad to loose a fishing/drinking buddy :wink:
 
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It's good to miss a hunting buddy, however.

We are on page 404. Quick, not found jokes!
 
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mfb said:
We are on page 404. Quick, not found jokes!
"Is there—is there news at this link?—tell me—tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Server "four-oh-four"
 
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I look forward to page 418.
 
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mfb said:
It's good to miss a hunting buddy, however.

We are on page 404. Quick, not found jokes!
Here we go:

The errors 404 and 403 went to vote, 404 voted for Trump. 403 forbidden.
 
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mfb said:
We are on page 404. Quick, not found jokes!
Multilingual joke:

British: Wally is on page 404.

American: Waldo is on page 404.
 
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DrGreg said:
Multilingual joke:

British: Wally is on page 404.

American: Waldo is on page 404.
You've found Wally/Waldo!
I remember a Mad Mag spoof of a single pic of Waldo. It was titled ' Where's Waldo for morons'.
 
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Like this?

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Mad is classic.

In grade school, a friend of mine had some Mad publication along the lines of "Snappy
Come-backs to Stupid Questions".

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Found it:
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WWGD said:
When asked if I plan to marry again, I say heck no! It would be easier to just find someone I don't like and give her my house.

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Where is my boo button...?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
When asked if I plan to marry again, I say heck no! It would be easier to just find someone I don't like and give her my house.Where is my boo button...?
I assume you refer to the one with 50 cents? 50' was hungry, 58; Fifty ate.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
When asked if I plan to marry again, I say heck no! It would be easier to just find someone I don't like and give her my house.Where is my boo button...?
Believe it or not ( don't) , 50 Cents sued another rapper named 'Two Quarters' for stealing his name.
 
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WWGD said:
Believe it or not ( don't) , 50 Cents sued another rapper named 'Two Quarters' for stealing his name.
Well my name is 4 Bits and I'm suing both of them!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
4 Bits
Nibble may sue you first.
 
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Keith_McClary said:
Nibble may sue you first.
Do you mean Sue may nibble me first?
 
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This feeling when you smell your steak on the BBQ and your mouth begins to water.

I wonder if vegetarians have the same feeling when they mow the lawn?
 
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The new light bulb also comes with 10 other dependencies that you need to compile first, two of them need to be downloaded from some obscure 2005 website.
 
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jack action said:
Two of those gags are hilarious. But the one on my favourite operating system is a tired old saw that might have been true in the 1990s but people should just get past now. 😁
 
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