Collection of Lame Jokes

[DrClaude]

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[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

Someone offered me grapes. What a crazy idea! As if I take wine in pill form.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

[davenn]

Ut ohh, we're in trouble...

 

[berkeman]

Ut ohh, we're in trouble...

I wonder what the silver one is thinking...

 

[berkeman]

From Facebook today. I think I'm going to have it framed and hang it in our spacious Mentor Lounge...

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

I read a funny quote today:- Isaac B. Singer (source)

I guess I was wrong, I actually _ am_ infallible.
The Pope( source).

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

I had a happy childhood. My mom used to put me inside a tire and roll me down the hill.

They were Goodyears.

 

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[DrClaude]

I had a happy childhood. My mom used to put me inside a tire and roll me down the hill.

They were Goodyears.

Frank : It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane : Goodyear?

Frank : No, the worst.

 

[berkeman]

From my Facebook feed today:

 

[dextercioby]

 

[BillTre]

 

[JT Smith]

I mostly ignore the alerts and reactions. But I noticed this one just now:

Your post in the thread Collection
of Lame Jokes was deleted.
Reason: Reply to deleted post

What does it mean? Did I post something that was considered obscene or inappropriate? I would like to learn from my mistake but I can't figure out what the problem was. It seems my only recourse is to not post in the future. That's easy enough but maybe not the optimal solution. Or maybe it is!

 

[Baluncore]

What does it mean? Did I post something that was considered obscene or inappropriate?

I believe that the false Greta Thunberg - chopsticks statement was removed, with all responses.

 

[Borg]

I doubt that you did anything wrong. Sometimes when a post is deleted, leaving posts that refer to it no longer make sense so those get swept up also.

 

[BillTre]

I mostly ignore the alerts and reactions. But I noticed this one just now:

Your post in the thread Collection
of Lame Jokes was deleted.
Reason: Reply to deleted post

What does it mean? Did I post something that was considered obscene or inappropriate? I would like to learn from my mistake but I can't figure out what the problem was. It seems my only recourse is to not post in the future. That's easy enough but maybe not the optimal solution. Or maybe it is!

I have had this happen to me.

The lack of any specifics in the message often leaves me wondering about what was the post I did wrong with.
No learning possible there. So I could well do it again, making more work for the overworked mentors.
I suppose I could ask a mentor, but that would be too much haranguing the mentors in my case.

Some kind of reference to what was posted would be a big help.

 

[Bandersnatch]

If >your< post is offending, the hivemind mentors >will< let you know. And likely infract you. Otherwise just assume it's somebody else's problem being cleaned up.

Now, for a lame joke.
I collect paper money. Each piece in my collection is note worthy.

 

[topsquark]

Now, for a lame joke.
I collect paper money. Each piece in my collection is note worthy.

BitCoin's response:
We're note worthy! We're note worthy!

-Dan

 

[Borg]

This is an honorable mention that I received for a competition.

 

[berkeman]

Reason: Reply to deleted post

What does it mean? Did I post something that was considered obscene or inappropriate? I would like to learn from my mistake but I can't figure out what the problem was. It seems my only recourse is to not post in the future. That's easy enough but maybe not the optimal solution. Or maybe it is!

Nope, you did nothing wrong. As has been said, the deleted post was about the Greta thing that turned out to be false (but which many of us "Liked" including me). If you ever have a question about Moderation, feel free to use the Report link to contact the Mentors to ask (or in this case since your post was deleted, just PM one of us directly.

 

[JT Smith]

 

[JT Smith]

 

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[fresh_42]

 

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[Wrichik Basu]

 

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[Borg]

Very timely for me. I'm retiring tomorrow from a company that I worked at for 23 years. Nobody has asked me to say a few words though.

 

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[DrClaude]

Who was the Roman emperor that was killed by a lion?

Spoiler

Claude

Hint: This is literally a lame joke

 

[topsquark]

Who was the Roman emperor that was killed by a lion?

Spoiler

Claude

Hint: This is literally a lame joke

-Dan

 

[nuuskur]

Who was the Roman emperor that was killed by a lion?

Spoiler

Claude

Hint: This is literally a lame joke

I'm too stupid for this.. is this word play? Claude .. Clawed?

 

[fresh_42]

I'm too stupid for this.. is this word play? Claude .. Clawed?

Me, too. I even refused to read it as Claude. I only saw Claudius.

 

[DrClaude]

I'm too stupid for this.. is this word play? Claude .. Clawed?

Yes.

 

[nuuskur]

Oh ..I'm blind. Now I see it. Lame, alright

 

[fresh_42]