Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #10,051
I have to quit my job because I'm not strong enough.

I gave my boss my too weak notice.
 
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A lot of jokes about billionaires in space right now. So far, this one is my favorite:

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I had a rough day at school, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary.
It just goes from bad to worse.
 
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  • #10,061
My tough father the day of my sixth birthday:
" When I was your age...I was seven! ".
 
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davenn said:
I had a rough day at school, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary.
It just goes from bad to worse.
Somebody went and ripped all the pages from my dictionary.

I was lost for words.
 
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DrGreg said:
Somebody went and ripped all the pages from my dictionary.

I was lost for words.
I had the opposite problem. Guy threw a thesaurus at me. I was appalled, dazed, disconcerted, dumbfounded, floored, gobsmacked, overwhelmed,startled, stunned stupefied, surprised, taken aback, upset, amazed, astonished, shocked, staggered ...
 
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The new Femiclear commercial cracks me up.

 
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Ivan Seeking said:
The new Femiclear commercial cracks me up.
Because it allegedly doesn't contain chemicals and is therefore presumably 100% bovine-sourced fertiliser?
 
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Ibix said:
Because it allegedly doesn't contain chemicals and is therefore presumably 100% bovine-sourced fertiliser?
No but you have two guesses left.
 
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It is also the first commercial that comes to mind that seeks to destigmatize the "Hooha"
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
It is also the first commercial that comes to mind that seeks to destigmatize the "Hooha"
There was this gymnast with last name Hyman. They named her Misty Hyman. Maybe not a good choice for first name given the last name.
 
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  • #10,075
My wife ran away with the man next door.

I do miss him.

 
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WWGD said:
There was this gymnast with last name Hyman. They named her Misty Hyman. Maybe not a good choice for first name given the last name.
My ex worked with a gynecologist name Hyman.

And many many years ago, I worked with a guy name Harry Dong.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
My ex worked with a gynecologist name Hyman.

And many many years ago, I worked with a guy name Harry Dong.
I heard of a theory that names somehow shape the subconscious into certain careers. So there are dentists with first name Dennis, and so on.
 
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WWGD said:
I heard of a theory that names somehow shape the subconscious into certain careers. So there are dentists with first name Dennis, and so on.
I never bothered researching the history of computing, so - devoid of contradictory context - I thought "Grace Hopper" was an inside pun referring to "gracing" a card reader's input-hopper with a deck of punch cards.

It's hilarious now.
 
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hmmm27 said:
I never bothered researching the history of computing, so - devoid of competing context - I thought "Grace Hopper" was an inside pun referring to "gracing" a card reader's input-hopper with a deck of punch cards.

It's hilarious now.
There's this big deal guy in database : Grant Fritchey. And IT guys with first names like " Dev and Wotek. Yes, these are not purely random and representative but it seems a good case may be made.
 

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