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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Ivan Seeking said:
Huh?
Guy's belly flab looks exactly like a profile of Woody Harrelson. I saw the resemblance immediately.
 
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phinds said:
Guy's belly flab looks exactly like a profile of Woody Harrelson. I saw the resemblance immediately.
Why would anyone know what Woody Harrelson's belly flab looks like? Are a lot of people close with Woody?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Why would anyone know what Woody Harrelson's belly flab looks like? Are a lot of people close with Woody?
No, belly flab of guy in pic looks like Woody himself, not his flab.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Why would anyone know what Woody Harrelson's belly flab looks like? Are a lot of people close with Woody?
I assume you are not being serious.
 
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fresh_42 said:
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DrGreg in 2018 said:
I was told the best way to prepare strawberries is to sprinkle with sugar and pile cream on top.

Don't try it! Pile cream tastes awful!
 
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WWGD said:
No, belly flab of guy in pic looks like Woody himself, not his flab.
Huh?
 
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phinds said:
I assume you are not being serious.
LMAO, you guys are killing me!
 
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I can't tell if you're doing a bit, or if you skipped your coffee today.
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It's a manifestation, you see? A woodyfestation. Like when Jesus decides to appear in a slice of bread or on some dog's hindquarters.
 
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When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard.
 
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An explorer is deep in the jungle and finds himself surrounded by cannibals. "Oh no," he mutters, "I'm going to die."

But suddenly a crack opens in the clouds and a ray of light streams down and a voice booms, "No, you are not. Pick up that rock and bash the leader over the head with it."

Quickly, the explorer picks up the rock and smashes it as hard as he can over the lead cannibal's head. As he falls to the ground, the voice booms "Now you're going to die."
 
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This really happened when I was out one night with a group of friends in grad school.

"The town where I went to college was sooo small..."

"How small was it, JT?"

"It was so small, the only traffic light was a blinker."
 
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Oh dear, that took me 30 seconds too long to get it... o0)
 
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And your wife is driving in the front seat, and you are already in husband jail in the back passenger seat...
 
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fresh_42 said:
This ain't Wilson. This is Wilson:
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I only get a reply linking to " attachment 287277" so I can't tell what it is.
 
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