Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Ivan Seeking said:
Huh?
Guy's belly flab looks exactly like a profile of Woody Harrelson. I saw the resemblance immediately.
 
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phinds said:
Guy's belly flab looks exactly like a profile of Woody Harrelson. I saw the resemblance immediately.
Why would anyone know what Woody Harrelson's belly flab looks like? Are a lot of people close with Woody?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Why would anyone know what Woody Harrelson's belly flab looks like? Are a lot of people close with Woody?
No, belly flab of guy in pic looks like Woody himself, not his flab.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Why would anyone know what Woody Harrelson's belly flab looks like? Are a lot of people close with Woody?
I assume you are not being serious.
 
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DrGreg in 2018 said:
I was told the best way to prepare strawberries is to sprinkle with sugar and pile cream on top.

Don't try it! Pile cream tastes awful!
 
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WWGD said:
No, belly flab of guy in pic looks like Woody himself, not his flab.
Huh?
 
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phinds said:
I assume you are not being serious.
LMAO, you guys are killing me!
 
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I can't tell if you're doing a bit, or if you skipped your coffee today.
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It's a manifestation, you see? A woodyfestation. Like when Jesus decides to appear in a slice of bread or on some dog's hindquarters.
 
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When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard.
 
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An explorer is deep in the jungle and finds himself surrounded by cannibals. "Oh no," he mutters, "I'm going to die."

But suddenly a crack opens in the clouds and a ray of light streams down and a voice booms, "No, you are not. Pick up that rock and bash the leader over the head with it."

Quickly, the explorer picks up the rock and smashes it as hard as he can over the lead cannibal's head. As he falls to the ground, the voice booms "Now you're going to die."
 
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This really happened when I was out one night with a group of friends in grad school.

"The town where I went to college was sooo small..."

"How small was it, JT?"

"It was so small, the only traffic light was a blinker."
 
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Oh dear, that took me 30 seconds too long to get it... o0)
 
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And your wife is driving in the front seat, and you are already in husband jail in the back passenger seat...
 
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fresh_42 said:
This ain't Wilson. This is Wilson:
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I only get a reply linking to " attachment 287277" so I can't tell what it is.
 
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