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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Not sure "like" is quite right for that but there's no emoji for 'wry recognition of a familiar situation'. Is there a German word for that, @fresh_42?
 
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Ibix said:
Not sure "like" is quite right for that but there's no emoji for 'wry recognition of a familiar situation'. Is there a German word for that, @fresh_42?
For what? For 'been there done that' or 'how familiar'?
 
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How about we create one now:

"Geffrugeschindegmachdervanderneussenlicht"
 
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fresh_42 said:
For what? For 'been there done that'?
Well that can have a range of emotional context. So yes, but with sympathy.
 
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Ibix said:
Well that can have a range of emotional context. So yes, but with sympathy.
Then it's "how familiar" which you can of course translate "wie vertraut".
 
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fresh_42 said:
Then it's "how familiar" which you can of course translate "wie vertraut".
Do doble Umlauts cancel each other out? Maybe you can use Haagen Dasz, I heard it hasnt been registered yet. Edit: I remember the case of this guy in some 3rd world country who bought the right to several famous brand names: Pepsi, McDonalds, etc. and then tried to sell the rights to the respective companies. I don't know how that turned out in the end.
 
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WWGD said:
Do doble Umlauts cancel each other out? Maybe you can use Haagen Dasz, I heard it hasnt been registered yet. Edit: I remember the case of this guy in some 3rd world country who bought the right to several famous brand names: Pepsi, McDonalds, etc. and then tried to sell the rights to the respective companies. I don't know how that turned out in the end.
I don't know any double Umlaute. But I do know an example of an English word with Umlaut. 🤘
 
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fresh_42 said:
But I do know an example of an English word with Umlaut. 🤘
Motörhead?
 
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Ibix said:
Motörhead?
I miss Lemmy.
 
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Ibix said:
Motörhead?
Oh dear. That is wrong on so many levels. Where did you see that?
 
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German has three umlauts, but have you seen how common ü is in Turkish?
Gümüşlük is a Turkish village with only umlauts (as vowels).
 
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From the TV Tropes page I linked above:

tvtropes said:
Backfired by American heavy metal band Trojan, who used umlaut over 'o' on their concert T-shirts. That failed spectacularly in Sweden, as tröjan means simply "the shirt" in Swedish...
😁 A shirt saying "the shirt" is more hipster than metal, I think.
 
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Ibix said:
Motörhead?
Blue öyster cult.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I miss Lemmy.
Isn't he the one killed by death?
 
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Ibix said:
Motörhead?
Nah, he's just another mentor.
 
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When I was a child, my mother told me that I could be anyone that I wanted to be.

She never told me that identity theft is a crime.
 
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