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Ibix said:
Not sure "like" is quite right for that but there's no emoji for 'wry recognition of a familiar situation'. Is there a German word for that, @fresh_42?
For what? For 'been there done that' or 'how familiar'?
 
Ibix said:
Well that can have a range of emotional context. So yes, but with sympathy.
Then it's "how familiar" which you can of course translate "wie vertraut".
 
fresh_42 said:
Then it's "how familiar" which you can of course translate "wie vertraut".
Do doble Umlauts cancel each other out? Maybe you can use Haagen Dasz, I heard it hasnt been registered yet. Edit: I remember the case of this guy in some 3rd world country who bought the right to several famous brand names: Pepsi, McDonalds, etc. and then tried to sell the rights to the respective companies. I don't know how that turned out in the end.
 
WWGD said:
Do doble Umlauts cancel each other out? Maybe you can use Haagen Dasz, I heard it hasnt been registered yet. Edit: I remember the case of this guy in some 3rd world country who bought the right to several famous brand names: Pepsi, McDonalds, etc. and then tried to sell the rights to the respective companies. I don't know how that turned out in the end.
I don't know any double Umlaute. But I do know an example of an English word with Umlaut. 🤘
 
From the TV Tropes page I linked above:

tvtropes said:
Backfired by American heavy metal band Trojan, who used umlaut over 'o' on their concert T-shirts. That failed spectacularly in Sweden, as tröjan means simply "the shirt" in Swedish...
😁 A shirt saying "the shirt" is more hipster than metal, I think.
 
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When I was a child, my mother told me that I could be anyone that I wanted to be.

She never told me that identity theft is a crime.
 
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