Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Life is all about perspective.

The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
 
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Maybe I'm not completely awake, but the "I ◻️ unicode" really made me laugh!

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Also in the vein of perspective, the verb to be resolute is an irregular one in most languages. In English it goes:
I am firm.
You are stubborn.
He/she is pig headed.
 
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Just found out that the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.
 
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Vandals have attacked the Origami Museum in Tokyo!

We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
 
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WWGD said:
I was behind a lady in the supermarket. The cashier asked her "Paper or plastic?". She replied "Can you take a cheque?".
(This was back when there were cheques.)
(Actually happened. I am not making this up.)
 
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Keith_McClary said:
I was behind a lady in the supermarket. The cashier asked her "Paper or plastic?". She replied "Can you take a cheque?".
(This was back when there were cheques.)
(Actually happened. I am not making this up.)
Did they call the check ' Bob'? ;).
 
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To the person who stole my Microsoft Office license, I'm going to find you.

You have my Word.
 
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