Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
  • Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
  • Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Life is all about perspective.

The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
 
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Maybe I'm not completely awake, but the "I ◻️ unicode" really made me laugh!

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Also in the vein of perspective, the verb to be resolute is an irregular one in most languages. In English it goes:
I am firm.
You are stubborn.
He/she is pig headed.
 
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Just found out that the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.
 
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Vandals have attacked the Origami Museum in Tokyo!

We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
 
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WWGD said:
I was behind a lady in the supermarket. The cashier asked her "Paper or plastic?". She replied "Can you take a cheque?".
(This was back when there were cheques.)
(Actually happened. I am not making this up.)
 
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Keith_McClary said:
I was behind a lady in the supermarket. The cashier asked her "Paper or plastic?". She replied "Can you take a cheque?".
(This was back when there were cheques.)
(Actually happened. I am not making this up.)
Did they call the check ' Bob'? ;).
 
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To the person who stole my Microsoft Office license, I'm going to find you.

You have my Word.
 
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