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Life is all about perspective.
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
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Maybe I'm not completely awake, but the "I 
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Also in the vein of perspective, the verb to be resolute is an irregular one in most languages. In English it goes:
I am firm.
You are stubborn.
He/she is pig headed.
I am firm.
You are stubborn.
He/she is pig headed.
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Just found out that the company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.
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I was behind a lady in the supermarket. The cashier asked her "Paper or plastic?". She replied "Can you take a cheque?".WWGD said:
(This was back when there were cheques.)
(Actually happened. I am not making this up.)
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To the person who stole my Microsoft Office license, I'm going to find you.
You have my Word.
You have my Word.