Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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WWGD said:
I can't use it then.
You're an android?? I've never met one!
 
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WWGD said:
What do you do with those pants, fold them in a drawer? You couldn't hang them up.
 
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gmax137 said:
What do you do with those pants, fold them in a drawer? You couldn't hang them up.
I imagine hanging them. And wouldn't surprise me if they had paid plenty for them.
 
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fresh_42 said:
So vi users never got married? They hit ESC all the time.
Vi? Five Guys Burger + 1 guy?
 
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fresh_42 said:
This image came to my Facebook account 1 or 2 days ago as well for the second time. The weird thing is that the first time I saw it on Facebook (probably a year ago), it came with a warning claiming 'fake news' (which is true). But I'm wondering why the Facebook AI doesn't still label it as misinformation again. Or is the 'fake news' scare out of trend now?
 
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jack action said:
This image came to my Facebook account 1 or 2 days ago as well for the second time. The weird thing is that the first time I saw it on Facebook (probably a year ago), it came with a warning claiming 'fake news' (which is true). But I'm wondering why the Facebook AI doesn't still label it as misinformation again. Or is the 'fake news' scare out of trend now?
A neutron walks into a bar ...

See? A joke does not have to be "true".
 
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fresh_42 said:
A neutron walks into a bar ...

See? A joke does not have to be "true".
That was not the question. If the AI can recognize an image, and it already labeled it once as misinformation, how come it doesn't store that info somewhere in a database or something, and retrieve it again? (I know, it is not funny. It's just a thought I had when I saw it, and seeing it again here triggered the thought again.)
 
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Mutant Dogs made by Picture Montages

(Similar to the long departed CAT scan website that had image of squirming cats collected from holding them on flatbed scanners.)

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Major burn:

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