Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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WWGD said:
I can't use it then.
You're an android?? I've never met one!
 
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WWGD said:
What do you do with those pants, fold them in a drawer? You couldn't hang them up.
 
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gmax137 said:
What do you do with those pants, fold them in a drawer? You couldn't hang them up.
I imagine hanging them. And wouldn't surprise me if they had paid plenty for them.
 
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fresh_42 said:
So vi users never got married? They hit ESC all the time.
Vi? Five Guys Burger + 1 guy?
 
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fresh_42 said:
This image came to my Facebook account 1 or 2 days ago as well for the second time. The weird thing is that the first time I saw it on Facebook (probably a year ago), it came with a warning claiming 'fake news' (which is true). But I'm wondering why the Facebook AI doesn't still label it as misinformation again. Or is the 'fake news' scare out of trend now?
 
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jack action said:
This image came to my Facebook account 1 or 2 days ago as well for the second time. The weird thing is that the first time I saw it on Facebook (probably a year ago), it came with a warning claiming 'fake news' (which is true). But I'm wondering why the Facebook AI doesn't still label it as misinformation again. Or is the 'fake news' scare out of trend now?
A neutron walks into a bar ...

See? A joke does not have to be "true".
 
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It took me a while:
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fresh_42 said:
A neutron walks into a bar ...

See? A joke does not have to be "true".
That was not the question. If the AI can recognize an image, and it already labeled it once as misinformation, how come it doesn't store that info somewhere in a database or something, and retrieve it again? (I know, it is not funny. It's just a thought I had when I saw it, and seeing it again here triggered the thought again.)
 
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Mutant Dogs made by Picture Montages

(Similar to the long departed CAT scan website that had image of squirming cats collected from holding them on flatbed scanners.)

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Major burn:

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