Collection of Lame Jokes

[DaveC426913]

I can't use it then.

You're an android?? I've never met one!

 

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[gmax137]

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What do you do with those pants, fold them in a drawer? You couldn't hang them up.

 

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What do you do with those pants, fold them in a drawer? You couldn't hang them up.

I imagine hanging them. And wouldn't surprise me if they had paid plenty for them.

 

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So vi users never got married? They hit ESC all the time.

 

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So vi users never got married? They hit ESC all the time.

Vi? Five Guys Burger + 1 guy?

 

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This image came to my Facebook account 1 or 2 days ago as well for the second time. The weird thing is that the first time I saw it on Facebook (probably a year ago), it came with a warning claiming 'fake news' (which is true). But I'm wondering why the Facebook AI doesn't still label it as misinformation again. Or is the 'fake news' scare out of trend now?

 

[fresh_42]

This image came to my Facebook account 1 or 2 days ago as well for the second time. The weird thing is that the first time I saw it on Facebook (probably a year ago), it came with a warning claiming 'fake news' (which is true). But I'm wondering why the Facebook AI doesn't still label it as misinformation again. Or is the 'fake news' scare out of trend now?

A neutron walks into a bar ...

See? A joke does not have to be "true".

 

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It took me a while:

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A neutron walks into a bar ...

See? A joke does not have to be "true".

That was not the question. If the AI can recognize an image, and it already labeled it once as misinformation, how come it doesn't store that info somewhere in a database or something, and retrieve it again? (I know, it is not funny. It's just a thought I had when I saw it, and seeing it again here triggered the thought again.)

 

[BillTre]

Mutant Dogs made by Picture Montages

(Similar to the long departed CAT scan website that had image of squirming cats collected from holding them on flatbed scanners.)

 

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Major burn: