Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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WWGD said:
I can't use it then.
You're an android?? I've never met one!
 
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WWGD said:
What do you do with those pants, fold them in a drawer? You couldn't hang them up.
 
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gmax137 said:
What do you do with those pants, fold them in a drawer? You couldn't hang them up.
I imagine hanging them. And wouldn't surprise me if they had paid plenty for them.
 
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fresh_42 said:
So vi users never got married? They hit ESC all the time.
Vi? Five Guys Burger + 1 guy?
 
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fresh_42 said:
This image came to my Facebook account 1 or 2 days ago as well for the second time. The weird thing is that the first time I saw it on Facebook (probably a year ago), it came with a warning claiming 'fake news' (which is true). But I'm wondering why the Facebook AI doesn't still label it as misinformation again. Or is the 'fake news' scare out of trend now?
 
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jack action said:
This image came to my Facebook account 1 or 2 days ago as well for the second time. The weird thing is that the first time I saw it on Facebook (probably a year ago), it came with a warning claiming 'fake news' (which is true). But I'm wondering why the Facebook AI doesn't still label it as misinformation again. Or is the 'fake news' scare out of trend now?
A neutron walks into a bar ...

See? A joke does not have to be "true".
 
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It took me a while:
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fresh_42 said:
A neutron walks into a bar ...

See? A joke does not have to be "true".
That was not the question. If the AI can recognize an image, and it already labeled it once as misinformation, how come it doesn't store that info somewhere in a database or something, and retrieve it again? (I know, it is not funny. It's just a thought I had when I saw it, and seeing it again here triggered the thought again.)
 
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Mutant Dogs made by Picture Montages

(Similar to the long departed CAT scan website that had image of squirming cats collected from holding them on flatbed scanners.)

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Major burn:

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