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Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
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Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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Worse porn ever:
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Unless it is pink grapefruit with maple syrup! Mmmmm.WWGD said:
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I saw an ex-girlfriend standing on the other side of a museum. I wanted to say hi but there was just so much history between us.
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My wife rearranged the labels on my spice rack.
Haven't confronted her yet, but the thyme is cumin.
Haven't confronted her yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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Wondering if she's had her shots.WWGD said:
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Sorry, I only read ' View attachment 287613".BillTre said:
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This was not intended as a joke but I thought still funny:
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This is attachment 287613:WWGD said:
To which my response was:
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Uhm, uhm, just for clarification: the dog or the wife?
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A dad is washing his car with his son. The son asks “dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
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My buttons and zippers are scratching the paint!ergospherical said:
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You know you can tap/click on the name in the quote header to go to the quoted post, right? Or on the "View attachment 123456" to view the image?WWGD said:
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Edit: I do now ( Embarrassed). Does it work for Androids?Ibix said:
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Sorry, meant to be " I do now", not" I do know". And yes, works for Android. I feel like grandpa asking for the latest model of the internet. Or taking a taxi: " Quick, take me to the internet!".WWGD said:
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This business is called " Five Guys". ( It's a burger place).
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With the pandemic and all, I read that first one as Intravenous (IV) Guys and figured it was a Covid joke setup.
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It is. The hot new combo: " Cheeseburgers, virus and extra large fries".Borg said:
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No. Only humans.WWGD said:
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I can't use it then.DaveC426913 said:
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