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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Worse porn ever:
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Unless it is pink grapefruit with maple syrup! Mmmmm.WWGD said:
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I saw an ex-girlfriend standing on the other side of a museum. I wanted to say hi but there was just so much history between us.
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My wife rearranged the labels on my spice rack.
Haven't confronted her yet, but the thyme is cumin.
Haven't confronted her yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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Wondering if she's had her shots.WWGD said:
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Sorry, I only read ' View attachment 287613".BillTre said:
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This was not intended as a joke but I thought still funny:
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This is attachment 287613:WWGD said:
To which my response was:
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BillTre said:
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Uhm, uhm, just for clarification: the dog or the wife?
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A dad is washing his car with his son. The son asks “dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
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My buttons and zippers are scratching the paint!ergospherical said:
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You know you can tap/click on the name in the quote header to go to the quoted post, right? Or on the "View attachment 123456" to view the image?WWGD said:
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Edit: I do now ( Embarrassed). Does it work for Androids?Ibix said:
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Sorry, meant to be " I do now", not" I do know". And yes, works for Android. I feel like grandpa asking for the latest model of the internet. Or taking a taxi: " Quick, take me to the internet!".WWGD said:
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This business is called " Five Guys". ( It's a burger place).
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With the pandemic and all, I read that first one as Intravenous (IV) Guys and figured it was a Covid joke setup.
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It is. The hot new combo: " Cheeseburgers, virus and extra large fries".Borg said:
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No. Only humans.WWGD said:
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I can't use it then.DaveC426913 said:
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