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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Worse porn ever:
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I saw an ex-girlfriend standing on the other side of a museum. I wanted to say hi but there was just so much history between us.
 
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My wife rearranged the labels on my spice rack.

Haven't confronted her yet, but the thyme is cumin.
 
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BillTre said:
Wondering if she's had her shots.
BillTre said:
Wondering if she's had her shots.
Sorry, I only read ' View attachment 287613".
 
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This was not intended as a joke but I thought still funny:
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WWGD said:
Sorry, I only read ' View attachment 287613".
This is attachment 287613:
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To which my response was:
Wondering if she's had her shots.
 
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BillTre said:
To which my response was:

BillTre said:
Wondering if she's had her shots.

Uhm, uhm, just for clarification: the dog or the wife?
 
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A dad is washing his car with his son. The son asks “dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
 
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ergospherical said:
can’t you just use a sponge?
My buttons and zippers are scratching the paint!
 
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WWGD said:
Sorry, I only read ' View attachment 287613".
You know you can tap/click on the name in the quote header to go to the quoted post, right? Or on the "View attachment 123456" to view the image?
 
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Ibix said:
You know you can tap/click on the name in the quote header to go to the quoted post, right? Or on the "View attachment 123456" to view the image?
Edit: I do now ( Embarrassed). Does it work for Androids?
 
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WWGD said:
Edit: I do now ( Embarrassed). Does it work for Androids?
Sorry, meant to be " I do now", not" I do know". And yes, works for Android. I feel like grandpa asking for the latest model of the internet. Or taking a taxi: " Quick, take me to the internet!".
 
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This business is called " Five Guys". ( It's a burger place).

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With the pandemic and all, I read that first one as Intravenous (IV) Guys and figured it was a Covid joke setup.
 
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Borg said:
With the pandemic and all, I read that first one as Intravenous (IV) Guys and figured it was a Covid joke setup.
It is. The hot new combo: " Cheeseburgers, virus and extra large fries".
 
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WWGD said:
Edit: I do now ( Embarrassed). Does it work for Androids?
No. Only humans.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
No. Only humans.
I can't use it then.
 
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