This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITESAnyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
is that the husbandWWGD said:
I assume, not sure.256bits said:
Reminds me of the Church of the Subgenius. Salvation is guaranteed if you join at the price of $90. Should you not achieve salvation as a paid up member you will be met in the afterlife by "Bob" who will refund your money and offer you a copy of his book "How to enjoy eternity on only five cents", priced at $89.95.WWGD said:
I'm in!Ibix said:
Knock yourself out. Apparently their prices are lower than I remembered.WWGD said:
What is that thing under the left rear fender, behind the tire?WWGD said:
I think it's a watermark.berkeman said:
Hey. This is the 21st century. None of those things are mutually exclusive.WWGD said:
Probably even quaint in some environments today. But hey, I'm not that hip.DaveC426913 said:Hey. This is the 21st century. None of those things are mutually exclusive.
My wife teaches family planning. She has had to learn to be ultra-hip with today's world. And me by osmosis.WWGD said:
Hip, hip hooray!DaveC426913 said:My wife teaches family planning. She has had to learn to be ultra-hip with today's world. And me by osmosis.
And identifying as a man/woman will definitely override your biology when it comes to sex, and it's your wife's fault if she doesn't tapdance around that sufficiently carefully, right?DaveC426913 said:
Dancing around 147 genders with associated nouns will get you a hip fracture. Though to me fractures are not really that hip.Ibix said:
I remember someone implying 1,4,9, 16, 25,...etc are hip *Ibix said:
Physiological sex, gender identity and orientation are all different things.Ibix said:
I'll settle for my baby back ribs.DaveC426913 said:Physiological sex, gender identity and orientation are all different things.
And there's no need to copulate to have a baby these days.
In fact, there's no need to even gestate to have a baby these days.
Heck, it's not even necessary to be female to gestate a baby.
I know that, but I'm not convinced everyone does, from posts I've read elsewhere...DaveC426913 said:
Ah. I thought maybe post 10,436 was sarcastic/facetious.Ibix said:
