Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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WWGD said:
OK, it took me a long time to see the right one, but I did see it.
I don't get the left one, and I don't know if left and right are part of some meta-joke.
:sorry:
 
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DaveC426913 said:
OK, it took me a long time to see the right one, but I did see it.
I don't get the left one, and I don't know if left and right are part of some meta-joke.
:sorry:
Yes, sorry, they are unrelated. The one in the right is supposed to be the gag.
 
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WWGD said:
Yes, sorry, they are unrelated. The one in the right is supposed to be the gag.
Thank you for your quick response, which will allow me to sleep tonight. :wink:
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Thank you for your quick response, which will allow me to sleep tonight. :wink:
I'm uncertified as a joke explained. Must obtain German nationality to be certified.
 
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WWGD said:
I'm uncertified as a joke explained. Must obtain German nationality to be certified.

We do not explain them. We enumerate them.
 
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I had to Google Incel. The diagram makes sense now but that was disturbing. ?:)
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I don't get the left one
Perhaps that is a reference to the fun fact that the ring finger is hard to move on its own when other fingers are fixed at something? At least that is common entertaining "prank" at parties .. well, childrens birthday parties anyway.
 
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Shots from a photo-shopping contest:

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phinds said:
So which one is photo-shopped, the singer or the monkey?
McCaques are Scottish monkeys.
 
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But his name is on the check!
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