Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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If you fail at something, don't let it get you down.
Just remember, Chapels 1 to 15 were botch jobs before they got it right.
 
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Borg said:


 
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fresh_42 said:
Do they serve Roquefort in Hard Rock Cafes?
No but they do in Hard Roquefort Cafes.

Sounds like a new product: Hard Roquefort. The Roquefort for real men!

Yes men, and I eat my salad with a dirty fork!
 
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This business about only allowing an abortion up to 6 weeks is crazy. My mother thought it should be legal up to 18 years.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
This business about only allowing an abortion up to 6 weeks is crazy. My mother thought it should be legal up to 18 years.
Well, that's quite a long pregnancy.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Well, that's quite a long pregnancy.
I was a big baby.
 
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I remember when my nephew was born, there was a little Finnish baby brought into the room to his mother. He perfectly looked as if he came from a Tibetian monastery right away, his brow furrowed as if he was trying to figure out the meaning of life.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I remember when my nephew was born, there was a little Finnish baby brought into the room to his mother. He perfectly looked as if he came from a Tibetian monastery right away, his brow furrowed as if he was trying to figure out the meaning of life.
You are Finnish? I thought you are German?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
You are Finnish? I thought you are German?
I am. My nephew is US-American, and the baby was Finnish.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
You are Finnish? I thought you are German?
No, he's just getting started!
 
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WWGD said:
No, he's just getting started!
Sorry, both of you were asking for it.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I am. My nephew is US-American, and the baby was Finnish.
I ask because I'm German on my mother's side and Finnish on my father's side.

So which side gives me my good looks?
 
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WWGD said:
Sorry, both of you were asking for it.
Yes, but it was so foreseeable. I meanwhile know your comments before you make them. Kind of eerie.
 
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Just got a great audio book: Learn Braille in Ten Easy Lessons.
 
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You can also get an audio version of the vaccine for heard immunity.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Yes, but it was so foreseeable. I meanwhile know your comments before you make them. Kind of eerie.
And you still follow the thread? You have a lot of patience!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
You can also get an audio version of the vaccine for heard immunity.
With the Avian flu it was the heard about the bird.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Yes, but it was so foreseeable. I meanwhile know your comments before you make them. Kind of eerie.
Another one for you , Herr ' Damus:
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The thread in GD reminds me of the philosophical chef who obsessed over the nature of thyme.
 
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WWGD said:
With the Avian flu it was the heard about the bird.
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