Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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If you fail at something, don't let it get you down.
Just remember, Chapels 1 to 15 were botch jobs before they got it right.
 
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Borg said:


 
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fresh_42 said:
Do they serve Roquefort in Hard Rock Cafes?
No but they do in Hard Roquefort Cafes.

Sounds like a new product: Hard Roquefort. The Roquefort for real men!

Yes men, and I eat my salad with a dirty fork!
 
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This business about only allowing an abortion up to 6 weeks is crazy. My mother thought it should be legal up to 18 years.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
This business about only allowing an abortion up to 6 weeks is crazy. My mother thought it should be legal up to 18 years.
Well, that's quite a long pregnancy.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Well, that's quite a long pregnancy.
I was a big baby.
 
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I remember when my nephew was born, there was a little Finnish baby brought into the room to his mother. He perfectly looked as if he came from a Tibetian monastery right away, his brow furrowed as if he was trying to figure out the meaning of life.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I remember when my nephew was born, there was a little Finnish baby brought into the room to his mother. He perfectly looked as if he came from a Tibetian monastery right away, his brow furrowed as if he was trying to figure out the meaning of life.
You are Finnish? I thought you are German?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
You are Finnish? I thought you are German?
I am. My nephew is US-American, and the baby was Finnish.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
You are Finnish? I thought you are German?
No, he's just getting started!
 
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WWGD said:
No, he's just getting started!
Sorry, both of you were asking for it.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I am. My nephew is US-American, and the baby was Finnish.
I ask because I'm German on my mother's side and Finnish on my father's side.

So which side gives me my good looks?
 
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WWGD said:
Sorry, both of you were asking for it.
Yes, but it was so foreseeable. I meanwhile know your comments before you make them. Kind of eerie.
 
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Just got a great audio book: Learn Braille in Ten Easy Lessons.
 
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You can also get an audio version of the vaccine for heard immunity.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Yes, but it was so foreseeable. I meanwhile know your comments before you make them. Kind of eerie.
And you still follow the thread? You have a lot of patience!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
You can also get an audio version of the vaccine for heard immunity.
With the Avian flu it was the heard about the bird.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Yes, but it was so foreseeable. I meanwhile know your comments before you make them. Kind of eerie.
Another one for you , Herr ' Damus:
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The thread in GD reminds me of the philosophical chef who obsessed over the nature of thyme.
 
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WWGD said:
With the Avian flu it was the heard about the bird.
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