Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
  • Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
  • Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Keith_McClary said:
Is there one for what you think you sound like?
Don't want to deal with angry mods today ( again) ;).
 
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Keith_McClary said:
Is there one for what you think you sound like?
I very occasionally snore exactly once and always loud enough to wake myself up. There are some anecdotal claims that I frequently snore like a blunt saw through cross-grained wood and only occasionally wake myself up (see for example MrsIbix2001a and MrsIbix2001b for some early reports, and a recent comprehensive review in MrsIbix2021). While such claims are, in principle, consistent with the data they remain unevidenced beyond personal testimony so we reject them on grounds of parsimony.
 
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Why did the little chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.
 
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jtbell said:
To get to the other slide.
Can we get an emoji for bad puns? Like a finger down the throat, gag me with a brusselssprout, or something, please?
 
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Everybody's always so amazed that e to the i pi is -1. Huh! I've just discovered that i is actually equal to e.

Try it yourself. Put -1 into a calculator and press the square root button.
 
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(I found all the Prequel Memes I made back in school 😂)

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ergospherical said:

This baby is suing Nirvana for using his picture on their album.
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I always thought he had a diaper on.
 
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This baby is suing Nirvana for using his picture on their album.
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That album came out in the 90s, I think so he must be around 28-30 by now.
 
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