Collection of Lame Jokes

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[BillTre]

 

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[fresh_42]

 

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[Keith_McClary]

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Is there one for what you think you sound like?

 

[WWGD]

Is there one for what you think you sound like?

Don't want to deal with angry mods today ( again) ;).

 

[Ibix]

Is there one for what you think you sound like?

I very occasionally snore exactly once and always loud enough to wake myself up. There are some anecdotal claims that I frequently snore like a blunt saw through cross-grained wood and only occasionally wake myself up (see for example MrsIbix2001a and MrsIbix2001b for some early reports, and a recent comprehensive review in MrsIbix2021). While such claims are, in principle, consistent with the data they remain unevidenced beyond personal testimony so we reject them on grounds of parsimony.

 

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[jtbell]

Why did the little chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

 

[Bystander]

To get to the other slide.

Can we get an emoji for bad puns? Like a finger down the throat, gag me with a brusselssprout, or something, please?

 

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source: www.facebook.com/equeyb1/videos/885834842020017​

 

[BillTre]

 

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[davenn]

 

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[Jehannum]

Everybody's always so amazed that e to the i pi is -1. Huh! I've just discovered that i is actually equal to e.

Try it yourself. Put -1 into a calculator and press the square root button.

 

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(I found all the Prequel Memes I made back in school )

 

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[Keith_McClary]

This baby is suing Nirvana for using his picture on their album.

 

[BillTre]

I always thought he had a diaper on.

 

[WWGD]

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This baby is suing Nirvana for using his picture on their album.

That album came out in the 90s, I think so he must be around 28-30 by now.

 

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