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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Is there one for what you think you sound like?WWGD said:
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Don't want to deal with angry mods today ( again) ;).Keith_McClary said:
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I very occasionally snore exactly once and always loud enough to wake myself up. There are some anecdotal claims that I frequently snore like a blunt saw through cross-grained wood and only occasionally wake myself up (see for example MrsIbix2001a and MrsIbix2001b for some early reports, and a recent comprehensive review in MrsIbix2021). While such claims are, in principle, consistent with the data they remain unevidenced beyond personal testimony so we reject them on grounds of parsimony.Keith_McClary said:
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Why did the little chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
To get to the other slide.
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Can we get an emoji for bad puns? Like a finger down the throat, gag me with a brusselssprout, or something, please?jtbell said:
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Everybody's always so amazed that e to the i pi is -1. Huh! I've just discovered that i is actually equal to e.
Try it yourself. Put -1 into a calculator and press the square root button.
Try it yourself. Put -1 into a calculator and press the square root button.
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(I found all the Prequel Memes I made back in school 
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This baby is suing Nirvana for using his picture on their album.
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I always thought he had a diaper on.
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That album came out in the 90s, I think so he must be around 28-30 by now.Keith_McClary said:This baby is suing Nirvana for using his picture on their album.
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