Collection of Lame Jokes

[Omega0]

A particle met a wave. Particle: Plop. Wave: Slosh!

 

[Halc]

Ah. I thought maybe post 10,436 was sarcastic/facetious.

Now 10443, that one was fecesious

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Physiological sex, gender identity and orientation are all different things.
And there's no need to copulate to have a baby these days.
In fact, there's no need to even gestate to have a baby these days.
Heck, it's not even necessary to be female to gestate a baby.

Pretty soon you will not only be able to have sex with your robot, he or she will be able to get pregnant.

I wonder how robots will identify...

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[strangerep]

I wonder how robots will identify...

Sans all forms of body odour?

 

[Keith_McClary]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.car...-opioids_epidemic-drugs-youth-pwin326_low.jpg

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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This has been a very dark secret in law enforcement for decades. Koalas commit most violent crimes.

 

[DrClaude]

On the subject of koalas: while doing my Ph.D. I shared an office with another student who was into some woo stuff. One day, she spilled a bottle of essential oil of eucalyptus on her desk. We had to leave the window open to air the office and I was afraid koalas would be attracted and take over the office

(This was in Europe, I was just being silly...)

 

[DaveC426913]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.car...-opioids_epidemic-drugs-youth-pwin326_low.jpg

Paste the image itself, rather than the URL...

 

[George Jones]

Hard rock farm joke:

 

[Bystander]

Hard rock farm joke:

"Purple 'Hays'?" Not making sense to me.

 

[gmax137]

"Purple 'Hays'?" Not making sense to me.

 

[Borg]

"Purple 'Hays'?" Not making sense to me.

My first thought was dental floss.

 

[fresh_42]

My first thought was dental floss.

Mine was "Purple Rain" makes purple hay. Probably a generation thing, or due to the fact that I'm not really a Jimmy Hendrix fan.

 

[256bits]

What is that thing under the left rear fender, behind the tire?

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looks like he took out R2D2 . completely cut in half and now you see his inards.

 

[George Jones]

"Purple 'Hays'?" Not making sense to me.

Yes, one has to "bend" the English, but this is part of the fun of the joke.

 

[WWGD]

Now 10443, that one was fecesious

And now we're numbering jokes here too. Cc @fresh_42

 

[WWGD]

Hard rock farm joke:
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My friend naively translated ' Hard Rock' into French as ' Rock Fort' ( Rocquefort) , modulo incorrect spelling.

 

[fresh_42]

My friend naively translated ' Hard Rock' into French as ' Rock Fort' ( Rocquefort) , modulo incorrect spelling.

Do they serve Roquefort in Hard Rock Cafes?

 

[DaveC426913]

...with a roll?

 

[256bits]

you might think you know the lyrics to these familiar Rock songs.
who knew they were all about cheese.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Keith_McClary]

Koalas commit most violent crimes.

You're thinking of "drop bears".

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

A seismologist trembles into a bar.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

You're thinking of "drop bears".

I had one of those as a kid

 

[WWGD]

 

[256bits]

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The wedding picture just made me realize why it is said 'Now you may Kiss the bride.'
It's actually KISS - Keep it simple stupid.