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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Now 10443, that one was fecesiousDaveC426913 said:Ah. I thought maybe post 10,436 was sarcastic/facetious.
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Pretty soon you will not only be able to have sex with your robot, he or she will be able to get pregnant.DaveC426913 said:Physiological sex, gender identity and orientation are all different things.
And there's no need to copulate to have a baby these days.
In fact, there's no need to even gestate to have a baby these days.
Heck, it's not even necessary to be female to gestate a baby.
I wonder how robots will identify...
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Sans all forms of body odour?Ivan Seeking said:
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This has been a very dark secret in law enforcement for decades. Koalas commit most violent crimes.WWGD said:
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On the subject of koalas: while doing my Ph.D. I shared an office with another student who was into some woo stuff. One day, she spilled a bottle of essential oil of eucalyptus on her desk. We had to leave the window open to air the office and I was afraid koalas would be attracted and take over the office
(This was in Europe, I was just being silly...)
(This was in Europe, I was just being silly...)
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Paste the image itself, rather than the URL...Keith_McClary said:
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Hard rock farm joke:
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"Purple 'Hays'?" Not making sense to me.George Jones said:
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My first thought was dental floss.Bystander said:
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Mine was "Purple Rain" makes purple hay. Probably a generation thing, or due to the fact that I'm not really a Jimmy Hendrix fan.Borg said:My first thought was dental floss.
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looks like he took out R2D2 . completely cut in half and now you see his inards.berkeman said:
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Yes, one has to "bend" the English, but this is part of the fun of the joke.Bystander said:
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My friend naively translated ' Hard Rock' into French as ' Rock Fort' ( Rocquefort) , modulo incorrect spelling.George Jones said:
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Do they serve Roquefort in Hard Rock Cafes?WWGD said:
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...with a roll?
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you might think you know the lyrics to these familiar Rock songs.
who knew they were all about cheese.
who knew they were all about cheese.
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You're thinking of "drop bears".Ivan Seeking said:
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A seismologist trembles into a bar.
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Keith_McClary said:
I had one of those as a kid
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The wedding picture just made me realize why it is said 'Now you may Kiss the bride.'WWGD said:
It's actually KISS - Keep it simple stupid.