This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITESAnyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
Twist: she dumps him because he's incompatible with her ISO-8601 preference.BillTre said:
Even ISO-8601 is stupid. The only reasonable format is YYYYMMDDHHMMSS with ##0\leq HH \leq 23.##Ibix said:
Indeed. The only unambiguous format.fresh_42 said:
It makes them more readable to most humans.fresh_42 said:
Needs to also include Daylight Savings Time status. Otherwise, there are ambiguous entries every Fall (when our clocks "Fall Back" an hour).fresh_42 said:
GMT.berkeman said:
Need to eliminate Daylight Savings forever. Problem solved.berkeman said:
I've heard of more radical proposals that time zones themselves be eliminated. Not sure how well that would work.DaveC426913 said:
It works in the airline industry.WWGD said:
And in Chinafresh_42 said:
Frontend problem.Ibix said:
Though the majority of its population lives in the East Coast. That may have to see with it.gmax137 said:
Good, so it is employed.fresh_42 said:
So do we permantly spring forward, or forever fall backward? Inquiring minds want to know.DaveC426913 said:
Spring Forward first Winter day. Until First Spring day. Problem solved.berkeman said:
Philosophers. Pfffft!WWGD said:
Or, as DuMaurier (Fake Philosopher name) put it in his 1721 treatise: " Don't Need no Stinkin Philosophy).Ivan Seeking said:
Then I vote for Epoch time.WWGD said:
Same as Sidereal time?jack action said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_timeWWGD said:
What about 12,000 years from now? Not very future proof.fresh_42 said:
