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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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BillTre said:
Twist: she dumps him because he's incompatible with her ISO-8601 preference.
 
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Ibix said:
Twist: she dumps him because he's incompatible with her ISO-8601 preference.
Even ISO-8601 is stupid. The only reasonable format is YYYYMMDDHHMMSS with ##0\leq HH \leq 23.##
No reason for any minuses.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Even ISO-8601 is stupid. The only reasonable format is YYYYMMDDHHMMSS with ##0\leq HH \leq 23.##
No reason for any minuses.
Indeed. The only unambiguous format.
Also, mostly presaged by Star Trek.
 
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fresh_42 said:
No reason for any minuses.
It makes them more readable to most humans.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Even ISO-8601 is stupid. The only reasonable format is YYYYMMDDHHMMSS with ##0\leq HH \leq 23.##
No reason for any minuses.
Needs to also include Daylight Savings Time status. Otherwise, there are ambiguous entries every Fall (when our clocks "Fall Back" an hour).
 
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berkeman said:
Needs to also include Daylight Savings Time status. Otherwise, there are ambiguous entries every Fall (when our clocks "Fall Back" an hour).
GMT.
 
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berkeman said:
Needs to also include Daylight Savings Time status.
Need to eliminate Daylight Savings forever. Problem solved.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Need to eliminate Daylight Savings forever. Problem solved.
I've heard of more radical proposals that time zones themselves be eliminated. Not sure how well that would work.
 
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WWGD said:
I've heard of more radical proposals that time zones themselves be eliminated. Not sure how well that would work.
It works in the airline industry.
 
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fresh_42 said:
It works in the airline industry.
And in China
 
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Ibix said:
It makes them more readable to most humans.
Frontend problem.
 
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gmax137 said:
And in China
Though the majority of its population lives in the East Coast. That may have to see with it.
 
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fresh_42 said:
It works in the airline industry.
Good, so it is employed.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Need to eliminate Daylight Savings forever. Problem solved.
So do we permantly spring forward, or forever fall backward? Inquiring minds want to know.

(BTW, I agree it would be best to not keep changing back and forth, but I don't know which of the two choices is best...)
 
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berkeman said:
So do we permantly spring forward, or forever fall backward? Inquiring minds want to know.

(BTW, I agree it would be best to not keep changing back and forth, but I don't know which of the two choices is best...)
Spring Forward first Winter day. Until First Spring day. Problem solved.
 
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WWGD said:
I've heard of more radical proposals that time zones themselves be eliminated. Not sure how well that would work.
Philosophers. Pfffft!

or possibly hippies.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Philosophers. Pfffft!
Or, as DuMaurier (Fake Philosopher name) put it in his 1721 treatise: " Don't Need no Stinkin Philosophy).

BTW, Philosophy was originally a treatise on people with first name 'Phil'.
 
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WWGD said:
I've heard of more radical proposals that time zones themselves be eliminated. Not sure how well that would work.
Then I vote for Epoch time.
 
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jack action said:
Then I vote for Epoch time.
Same as Sidereal time?
 
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fresh_42 said:
Even ISO-8601 is stupid. The only reasonable format is YYYYMMDDHHMMSS with ##0\leq HH \leq 23.##
What about 12,000 years from now? Not very future proof.

Oh, wait... Humanity is almost certain to have destroyed itself long before then. :oldfrown:
 
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