Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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I was once caught stealing an advent calendar.

I got 25 days.
 
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WWGD said:
Gosh, that is so funny! :oldlaugh:
 
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DrGreg said:
I was once caught stealing an advent calendar.

I got 25 days.
Judge: I sentence you to a $100 fine for breaking into parking meters.
Accused: Is it payable in quarters?
 
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Ibix said:
The same way you did in #17,751, at a guess...
Not anymore, I guess.
 
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A headline from the local small-town newspaper this week:

"State Troopers Spread Holiday Cheer to 130 Children Impacted by Highway Collisions"
 
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Stop Killing Alligators to Make Gatorade
Skeet shooting is a cruel and unproductive waste of resources.
I need funding to start a "Skeet Protection Society".
 
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Baluncore said:
Skeet shooting is a cruel and unproductive waste of resources.
Skeeter shooting, on the other hand...

but it's more productive to swat them.
 
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nsaspook said:
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A bit too early for New Year's resolutions yet!
 
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jtbell said:
Skeeter shooting, on the other hand...
You need the proper gun for that: https://www.bugasalt.com/pages/how-gun-works. From their web site:
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It's a CO2 powered air gun that shoots table salt. They claim an accurate range of three feet.
 
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Why is the Christmas "elfabet" missing a letter?

Because it has Noël.
 
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jtbell said:
Because it has Noël.
I thought that was cancelled by the double U.
 
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