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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Hornbein said:
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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Hornbein said:
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Shooting an elephant... so Orwellian of you.
 
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I don't get it. :nb)
 
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berkeman said:
I don't get it. :nb)
I took it as a 'correlation is not causation' gag.
 
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jack action said:
The pants-belt design is a complete failure.

We need smart pants.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
The pants-belt design is a complete failure.

We need smart pants.
They have those. They're called elastic waistbands.

But all seriousness aside, I found a new type of belt that has no annoying buckle. It just sort of cinches back from the front loops. I hate buckles. They give me funny-lookin' marks on me bellie.
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Ivan Seeking said:
We need smart pants.
Kinda' :nb)
 
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DaveC426913 said:
They have those. They're called elastic waistbands.

But all seriousness aside, I found a new type of belt that has no annoying buckle. It just sort of cinches back from the front loops. I hate buckles. They give me funny-lookin' marks on me bellie.
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That looks like it will try to pull the pants open. Nice figure you have there, BTW...

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Kinda' :nb)
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Ivan Seeking said:
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My wife - who is in the pregnancy and child birth industry - is amused to no end to see all these macho Dodge Ram owners with a uterus on their trucks.

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