Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Hornbein said:
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
We got ourselves another Marxist in PF !
 
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Hornbein said:
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Shooting an elephant... so Orwellian of you.
 
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I don't get it. :nb)
 
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berkeman said:
I don't get it. :nb)
I took it as a 'correlation is not causation' gag.
 
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jack action said:
The pants-belt design is a complete failure.

We need smart pants.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
The pants-belt design is a complete failure.

We need smart pants.
They have those. They're called elastic waistbands.

But all seriousness aside, I found a new type of belt that has no annoying buckle. It just sort of cinches back from the front loops. I hate buckles. They give me funny-lookin' marks on me bellie.
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Ivan Seeking said:
We need smart pants.
Kinda' :nb)
 
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DaveC426913 said:
They have those. They're called elastic waistbands.

But all seriousness aside, I found a new type of belt that has no annoying buckle. It just sort of cinches back from the front loops. I hate buckles. They give me funny-lookin' marks on me bellie.
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That looks like it will try to pull the pants open. Nice figure you have there, BTW...

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There are things there I can't unsee. Things I never knew.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:

My wife - who is in the pregnancy and child birth industry - is amused to no end to see all these macho Dodge Ram owners with a uterus on their trucks.

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