Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

We got ourselves another Marxist in PF !

 

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[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

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[Ivan Seeking]

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Shooting an elephant... so Orwellian of you.

 

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[berkeman]

I don't get it.

 

[DaveC426913]

I don't get it.

I took it as a 'correlation is not causation' gag.

 

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[Ivan Seeking]

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Peyote at Amazon - Coming Soon!

 

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[nsaspook]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

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The pants-belt design is a complete failure.

We need smart pants.

 

[DaveC426913]

The pants-belt design is a complete failure.

We need smart pants.

They have those. They're called elastic waistbands.

But all seriousness aside, I found a new type of belt that has no annoying buckle. It just sort of cinches back from the front loops. I hate buckles. They give me funny-lookin' marks on me bellie.
a new type of belt

 

[Rive]

We need smart pants.

Kinda'

 

[gmax137]

They have those. They're called elastic waistbands.

But all seriousness aside, I found a new type of belt that has no annoying buckle. It just sort of cinches back from the front loops. I hate buckles. They give me funny-lookin' marks on me bellie.
a new type of belt

That looks like it will try to pull the pants open. Nice figure you have there, BTW...

Kinda'

There are things there I can't unsee. Things I never knew.

 

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[Ivan Seeking]

 

[fresh_42]

 

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[DaveC426913]

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My wife - who is in the pregnancy and child birth industry - is amused to no end to see all these macho Dodge Ram owners with a uterus on their trucks.

 

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