Collection of Lame Jokes

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[Bystander]

Hard rock farm joke:

Yes, one has to "bend" the English, but this is part of the fun of the joke.

..., still can't get from "bales" to "haze" through any sort of "bent English"...I fired a "shot in the dark." Some sort of colloquialism?

 

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[jtbell]

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For what it's worth, neither "Crystal Methodist Church" or "Effing, SC" turns up any results in Google Maps. (drat!)

This inspired me to search for a certain village in Austria. I discovered that it was renamed Fugging this year.

 

[256bits]

Just one of the many more signs from the fictional town and altered sign
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/crystal-methodist-church-sign/

still, kinda funny though

 

[WWGD]

For what it's worth, neither "Crystal Methodist Church" or "Effing, SC" turns up any results in Google Maps. (drat!)

This inspired me to search for a certain village in Austria. I discovered that it was renamed Fugging this year.

Now that you mention it, it wouldn't surprise me if the same was the case with some of the other pics, without my knowledge.

 

[George Jones]

 

[WWGD]

Ouch!:

 

[gmax137]

..., still can't get from "bales" to "haze" through any sort of "bent English"...I fired a "shot in the dark." Some sort of colloquialism?

they are bales of "hay" so the "bending" is calling them "hays." And from "hays" to "haze."

EDIT: not that anyone actually calls them "hays." The first time I saw this joke, I didn't get it. The next time, it popped right into my head.

Note, people call them "bales of hay" or just "bales." If you saw a truckload on the road, you'd say, "a truckload of hay."

 

[WWGD]

We then conclude no one found the Effing church.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

We then conclude no one found the Effing church.

And don't go to Mandi's party if you're ugly.

Where I live, masks are still mandatory everywhere for ALL unattractive people.

 

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[berkeman]

Owie!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Owie!

Have you seen the British series Crashing, with Phoebe Waller-Bridge?

Season 1, episode 6. YIKES!

I looooooooved her in Fleabag. But some people don't get past the first scene. Both were written and created by, and starred Phoebe Bridge

 

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[Ivan Seeking]

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That is just a frame of reference problem.

 

[Hornbein]

“Why did you become a 747 pilot?”
“To overcome my fear”
“Heights?”
“No."
"What then?"
"Fear of dying alone”

 

[Ibix]

Heard at the Zombie Rights march:

"What do we want?"
"Braaaains!"
"When do we want 'em?"
"Braaaains!"

 

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[berkeman]

Yeah, I felt really bad for the little kid until I read the caption. Sheesh!

 

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[Hornbein]

Heard at the Zombie Rights march:

"What do we want?"
"Braaaains!"
"When do we want 'em?"
"Braaaains!"

 

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[Hornbein]

Golfer: You must be the worst caddy in the world.
Caddy: That would be too much of a coincidence.

 

[fresh_42]