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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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WWGD said:
That joke is a let-down.
 
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BillTre said:
That joke is a let-down.
Speak for yourself - I felt positively uplifted! Almost as much as when I have to explain to foreigners in my country why we have "gods elevator" with a button that lights up with "I fart".
 
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Here is a classic I just ran across:

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WWGD said:
I have trouble with the difference between sheep, goat, ewe, ram , and I think , whether.
wether - a castrated ram = castrated male sheep
ewe - female sheep
goat - goat
Sheep goes bahahahahahah
Goat goes baaaaaaaaaaah!

Also, sheep lie like hell.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
wether - a castrated ram = castrated male sheep
ewe - female sheep
goat - goat
Sheep goes bahahahahahah
Goat goes baaaaaaaaaaah!

Also, sheep lie like hell.
Thank you. Where do Lambs fit in ?
 
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WWGD said:
Thank you. Where do Lambs fit in ?
Just between the potatoes and the beans.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Just between the potatoes and the beans.
And the Vindaloo?
 
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Do you mean the carne de vinha d'alhos?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Do you mean the carne de vinha d'alhos?
No, the Indian dish(es) : Lamb Vindaloo, Chicken Vindaloo, etc.
 
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WWGD said:
No, the Indian dish(es) : Lamb Vindaloo, Chicken Vindaloo, etc.
Which comes from carne de vinha d'alhos. :)
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Which comes from carne de vinha d'alhos. :)
Ah, got it. Just surprised to see Portuguese influence in India, despite knowing about Goa. I understand Japan's ' Arigato' comes from Portuguese ' Obrigado' too.
 
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WWGD said:
And the Vindaloo?
R.I.P.D.? 'Nother great movie...good for "6/7 degrees of Kevin Bacon."
 
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Bystander said:
R.I.P.D.? 'Nother great movie...good for "6/7 degrees of Kevin Bacon."
?? Sounds like a good random catchphrase: " Hey, where's the Vindaloo!".
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
That's a Nordic and a Reptilian.
The caption reads: " You took my $#% shoes!".
 
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Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
 
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Hornbein said:
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Are you speaking metaphorically?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Are you speaking metaphorically?
Sounds like English to me.
 
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Hornbein said:
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Surely you must be joking.

[ Oh right, don't call me Shirley. ]
 
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