Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Mechanic: You need a new transmission.

Client: What's a transmission?

Mechanic: Haha ... did I say one? I meant to say you need two new transmissions.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
The pink box is Midol. Not a good sign.
Your dol(l)? The one you put the pins on? ;).
 
  • #10,747
True: A father told his 18 yo son that he can either send him off to college, or buy him a backhoe.

That really ticked me off. My father never offered to buy me a hoe. Heck, I couldn't even have girls in my room.
 
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"How long you been here oldtimer?"

"You see those hills over there son?"

"Ahm...yes."

"They were here when I came."
 
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speaking of wives and their anger ...
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know but their flag is a huge plus.
 
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A very funny angry note to a neighbor (in Swedish, but I have translated it to English below):

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Translation:

"
Stronger than Thor

When you come home after midnight and when you leave at six in the morning,
you prove your strength and make a Japanese earthquake seem insignificant
in comparison with the shakings you produce.

Thor with his hammer Mjölnir during a berserk suddenly seems like a toddler
with a baby rattle when we are affected by the incredible thunder you make
during your ravages.

I am in one way happy that you let your inner thunder affect your door and
not your dog or your partner, but sadly it affects your neighbors who are
abruptly woke up from their dreams of a peaceful Christmas.

Take it easy. You won't make time anyway to do the things you are about to do.

Greetings from the neighbor on 4th floor
"
 
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John Hinckley Jr was released from all restrictions for shooting President Reagan.

Jodie Foster said she's impressed.

Holy Cow! That was 40 years ago! That isn't funny! :oldcry:
 
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On a related note, Foster will be appearing in a remake of the movie that made her famous, called Uber Driver.
 
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My kind of glasses :smile:
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