Collection of Lame Jokes

[Ibix]

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In the webcomic The Order of the Stick the heroes discuss and then go to a place called the Windy Canyon, where some of them turn out to be unprepared for high winds because they expected it to be a twisty canyon. A couple of the characters have a short discussion on how the confusion only makes sense in writing but they talked about it, but choose not to dwell on the implications.

(Considering that one of the characters previously needed a diamond and got it by stealing the one she was holding in the picture on her character bio page, they really ought to know better by now.)

 

[BillTre]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[jack action]

 

[phinds]

For most people in most places, when you lose your "khakis", you've lost your pants and it is a little drafty! However, it has been noted that when in Boston, and one loses their "khakis", it means they can't start their car!

 

[davenn]

Doesn't that require being able to see your feet?

hahahah or an obliging wife

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Borg]

They just need to keep it at the 7000 RPM range as indicated by the same red area on the tachometer.

 

[DaveC426913]

Using turn signals is a big heat drain.
Experienced BMW drivers know this trick: avoid signaling.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[davenn]

 

[Baluncore]

I see by the black stripes on a white background, that zebra is female, the males have white stripes on a black background.

 

[fresh_42]

I see by the black stripes on a white background, that zebra is female, the males have white stripes on a black background.

And the QRebra?

 

[Ibix]

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I'm now tempted to get a QR code tattoo that takes you to a Rick Roll.

 

[davenn]

a Rick Roll ?

 

[davenn]

 

[Baluncore]

And the QRebra?

Simply scan it with your phone to get the genome.

 

[davenn]

 

[Ibix]

a Rick Roll ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling

 

[DaveC426913]

a Rick Roll ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling

^{Spoilsport...}

 

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

Well, this guy got expelled from Boarding School I guess.

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/air-cana...-opened-cabin-door-fell-onto-tarmac-1.6719164
Just happened Monday.

Guy walks on plane, shows his boarding pass to flight attendant, and moves on, but instead of going to his seat, he crosses to the other door, opens it and immediately falls eleven feet to the tarmac.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[DaveC426913]

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I don't get it...

 

[nsaspook]

I don't get it...

Spoiler

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

^{Spoilsport...}

I very nearly made the link actually point to a YouTube video of Mr Astley...

 

[Ibix]

Well, this guy got expelled from Boarding School I guess.

Or dropped out.

 

[Orodruin]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickrolling

Aaawwww, you gave it up!

 

[Orodruin]

This is how you rickroll in style btw

 

[davenn]

 

[Ibix]

Aaawwww, you gave it up!

Sorry to let you down!

 

[jtbell]

Spoiler

I seem to remember, during his last season coaching the Cleveland Browns, in 1995, to a 5-11 record, some Clevelanders called him "Bill Bellyupchuck".

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[phinds]

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Why are you posting a description of my nighttime activities in the joke forum?

 

[davenn]

Why are you posting a description of my nighttime activities in the joke forum?

no secrets around here buddy haha

 

[Orodruin]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

 

[davenn]

 

[nsaspook]

My housemate has left a massive log in the toilet. Disgusting.

https://www.kptv.com/2024/01/12/lar...t-after-tree-falls-through-roof-sisters-home/

 

[topsquark]

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My housemate has left a massive log in the toilet. Disgusting.

https://www.kptv.com/2024/01/12/lar...t-after-tree-falls-through-roof-sisters-home/

He's clearly eating too much fiber.

-Dan

 

[jack action]

He's clearly eating too much fiber.

It is more comforting to assume the housemate is a "he", doesn't it?