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Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
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- Conceptual clarification
Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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Guy 1: Did you know that helicopter blades are there to keep the pilot cool?WWGD said:
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah. The other day I saw a helicopter whose rotor had stopped, and boy was the pilot sweating!
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They live on the Sandwich Islands, of course! At least the ones that are ready to eat. The ones that I have to pull out of the freezer and pop into the microwave are from the South Sandwich Islands.phinds said:
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Maybe we could use more food-like names for islands: " Cheesecake Islands", " Cheeseburger Islands, etc."jtbell said:
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whose capital is Margaritaville...WWGD said:
(Hey Jimmy, if you see this and then buy an island to build a resort on, and give it that name, I want a cut.
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Right after this photo was taken, she dropped her knee and threw him using an Ō goshi. After that embarrassing incident Shrek left the world of wrestling and went into acting.
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Kind of looks like Andre the Giant. Though I heard Shrek is based on a real person.Ivan Seeking said:
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Marvin is based on a real person. Quotation: "You cannot invent such a character." (Douglas Adams)
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T&T; Trinidad and Tobago is considering merging with the island of Antigua to become A T&T.
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The official name of this sculpture in Greenville SC is "Il Porcellino." I think of it as "Shut up and dribble!"
(with no intent to compare it to the person(s) towards whom the remark was originally directed.)
(with no intent to compare it to the person(s) towards whom the remark was originally directed.)
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fun with auto-correct:
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I clicked that one a HAHAHAHAHA because it was so Hilary Duff,
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The most fascinating fact about that sculpture (the original one in Florence, Italy) is this one:jtbell said:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porcellino said:
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I've just replaced my car engine with the motor from my washing machine.
I'm going to take it for a spin later.
I'm going to take it for a spin later.
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truth in advertising
I particularly like his statement of the quantity
I particularly like his statement of the quantity
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