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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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https://spectrum.ieee.org/prompt-engineering-is-dead
AI Prompt Engineering Is Dead
Long live AI prompt engineering
“It’s very easy to make a prototype,” Henley says. “It’s very hard to production-ize it.” Prompt engineering seems like a big piece of the puzzle when you’re building a prototype, Henley says, but many other considerations come into play when you’re making a commercial-grade product.

Challenges of making a commercial product include ensuring reliability—for example, failing gracefully when the model goes offline; adapting the model’s output to the appropriate format, since many use cases require outputs other than text; testing to make sure the AI assistant won’t do something harmful in even a small number of cases; and ensuring safety, privacy, and compliance. Testing and compliance are particularly difficult, Henley says, as traditional software-development testing strategies are maladapted for nondeterministic LLMs.

To fulfill these myriad tasks, many large companies are heralding a new job title: Large Language Model Operations, or LLMOps, which includes prompt engineering in its life cycle but also entails all the other tasks needed to deploy the product. Henley says LLMOps’ predecessors, machine learning operations (MLOps) engineers, are best positioned to take on these jobs.
 
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How did the shepherd feel after his flock ran away from him?

Sheepish.
 
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jtbell said:
How did the shepherd feel after his flock ran away from him?

Sheepish.
Shouldn't that be sheepless ?
 
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In Seattle?
 
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jtbell said:
How did the shepherd feel after his flock ran away from him?

Sheepish.
phinds said:
Shouldn't that be sheepless ?
Borg said:
In Seattle?
I almost reacted to these jokes but ... bah!

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I'd prefer to be sheepless in Seattle. Wet wool, yuck.
 
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Next time at Jerry's Chinese
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I tried to enter a limbo competition, but I didn't qualify. They set the bar pretty high.
 
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Ibix said:
I tried to enter a limbo competition, but I didn't qualify. They set the bar pretty high.
I'm getting dizzy... o0)
 
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Ibix said:
I tried to enter a limbo competition, but I didn't qualify. They set the bar pretty high.
Okay, so you want to play that game, eh? :wink:

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Ya gotta love the Internet:

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Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked four-year-old Johnny to answer the phone.

Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. "Mommy, it's the minister," he said to his mother.

From the kitchen, Johnny's mom said, "Tell him I'll call him back."

Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
 
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That's the cleanest Little Johnny joke I've ever heard, lol.
 
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Sorry to dig this up, but I was behind on reading the lame jokes thread and I just saw it.
fresh_42 said:
"Das ist völliger Käse, aber eigentlich auch Wurst." (It's totally cheese, but it's actually also sausage.)

means: "It's complete nonsense but who cares."

Can we get a "like" icon that means this? It's a combination of "ha ha," "sad," and "skeptical."
 
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gmax137 said:
That's the cleanest Little Johnny joke I've ever heard, lol.
Little Johnny was filling up a big hole in his back yard when his neighbor leaned over the fence and asked him what he was doing.

Well, Mr. Edwards, said Johnny, I'm burying my goldfish. He died today.

Oh, said the neighbor, that's too bad. I'm sorry to hear it, but I've got a question, Johnny. How come that's such a big hole if it's just for your goldfish.

Well, explained Little Johnny, that's 'cause he's inside your cat.
 
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  1. Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!
  2. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
 
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When a cat wants some dressing on its Fancy Feast, what does it ask for by name?

May-ow!
 
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gmax137 said:
fresh_42 said:
German is the only language in which "Das ist völliger Käse, aber eigentlich auch Wurst." (It's totally cheese, but it's actually also sausage.) makes perfect sense.
Can we get a "like" icon that means this? It's a combination of "ha ha," "sad," and "skeptical."
Can we get a petition going to request this emoticon? I'll sign.
 
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jtbell said:
When a cat wants some dressing on its Fancy Feast, what does it ask for by name?

May-ow!
Believe it or not, this is the crux of a commercial currently in heavy rotation on the telly (but it's for mayo, not for cat food).
 
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When a cat wants some dressing on its Fancy Feast, what does it ask for by name?

May-ow!
 
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Yep, I saw that commercial just this morning, and some other times during the past week. The connection with Fancy Feast is my feeble invention.
 
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The flat earth community has members from all around the globe :cool:
 
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I hear Elon Musk is going to buy TikTok and rename it TiXToX.
 
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jtbell said:
I hear Elon Musk is going to buy TikTok and rename it TiXToX.
Much more fun to rename it capital ##\chi## - like the end of ##\LaTeX##. Will not be confusing at all.
 
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Given what he did to Twitter, he could name it T-Wrecks.
 
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I want to see a free body diagram for the knots at either end of the "hammock".
 
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DennisN said:
I might as well add that there was no political intention at all with my posting.
I just thought it was a funny picture :smile:.
 
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DennisN said:
I might as well add that there was no political intention at all with my posting.
I just thought it was a funny picture :smile:.
That strikes close to home for me because I'm on the town board.
 
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I saved a very funny picture I saw in a group on facebook... :smile:
...it's in Swedish but I provide a translation below....

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Translation:

"Mission:

Convince telemarketers that lizard people rule the Earth."
 
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