Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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nsaspook said:
Funny coincidence, I got this one on my social media today:

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jack action said:
Funny coincidence, I got this one on my social media today:

Only slightly better than getting shoes/clothes as gifts.
 
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The perfect symbol of our time is the leaf blower.

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It moves a problem from one place to another without solving it, requires valuable energy, and makes a lot of noise.
 
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WWGD said:
They are becoming more scarce as burials are down and cremations are up.
 
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What if that chain would have lead to a loop?
 
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mfb said:
What if that chain would have lead to a loop?
I hear it often does. There are only so many therapists to go around.
 
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BillTre said:
They are becoming more scarce as burials are down and cremations are up.
I remember reading that because of poor planning, some places were running out of space to bury people , and in general.
 
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"Hey, I heard you got fired from the unemployment office."

"Yeah... you know what really sucks about it?"

"No, what?"

"I have to keep on going there."
 
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Why can't you own a sick eagle?

Because it's ill-eagle!
 
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