Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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nsaspook said:
Funny coincidence, I got this one on my social media today:

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jack action said:
Funny coincidence, I got this one on my social media today:

Only slightly better than getting shoes/clothes as gifts.
 
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The perfect symbol of our time is the leaf blower.

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It moves a problem from one place to another without solving it, requires valuable energy, and makes a lot of noise.
 
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WWGD said:
They are becoming more scarce as burials are down and cremations are up.
 
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What if that chain would have lead to a loop?
 
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mfb said:
What if that chain would have lead to a loop?
I hear it often does. There are only so many therapists to go around.
 
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BillTre said:
They are becoming more scarce as burials are down and cremations are up.
I remember reading that because of poor planning, some places were running out of space to bury people , and in general.
 
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"Hey, I heard you got fired from the unemployment office."

"Yeah... you know what really sucks about it?"

"No, what?"

"I have to keep on going there."
 
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Why can't you own a sick eagle?

Because it's ill-eagle!
 
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