Collection of Lame Jokes

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Funny coincidence, I got this one on my social media today:

 

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Funny coincidence, I got this one on my social media today:

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Only slightly better than getting shoes/clothes as gifts.

 

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[jack action]

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[fresh_42]

The perfect symbol of our time is the leaf blower.

It moves a problem from one place to another without solving it, requires valuable energy, and makes a lot of noise.

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

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[BillTre]

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They are becoming more scarce as burials are down and cremations are up.

 

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[mfb]

What if that chain would have lead to a loop?

 

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What if that chain would have lead to a loop?

I hear it often does. There are only so many therapists to go around.

 

[DennisN]

 

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They are becoming more scarce as burials are down and cremations are up.

I remember reading that because of poor planning, some places were running out of space to bury people , and in general.

 

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[jtbell]

"Hey, I heard you got fired from the unemployment office."

"Yeah... you know what really sucks about it?"

"No, what?"

"I have to keep on going there."

 

[jack action]

Why can't you own a sick eagle?

Spoiler: Answer

Because it's ill-eagle!