Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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berkeman said:
Sigh, I guess that makes me really old...
Nope. Even when I was a kid, I used to listen to songs on tapes. I still have all those tapes. And I remember using a pencil to turn the cassette.
 
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jack action said:
That must be a record in the repost category: 26 posts apart! And I know it was posted at least once before. (And to think I wrote it down back then instead of posting the meme to save bandwidth and do my part for the environment o:))

Have we gone through the entire Internet already? :biggrin:
Ha. Someone lifted it from here, sent it to me in an email, and ...
 
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fresh_42 said:
Rock on a Croc?
Got it! (don't) Break your momma's back.
 
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Owiee!
 
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berkeman said:
Owiee!
No worries. 4,000 km should be far away enough.
 
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phinds said:
Ha. Someone lifted it from here, sent it to me in an email, and ...
And why not? Sometimes you miss the joke the first time it's posted. I may have ( accidentally) done it myself.
 
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Ibix said:
That's, like, heavy man...
And so true!
 
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- There is only one thing that scares me on Halloween.

- Which is?

- Yes. How did you know?
 
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WWGD said:
I was asking myself if a probability distribution function or a portable document format was meant. Well, neither. But whatever it is, looks fine to me ...

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