Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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WWGD said:
Or it's alcohol-soup: This is how my friend chose his wife. 5 does it!View attachment 292084
Somebody got a winner!
 
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WWGD said:
Or it's alcohol-soup: This is how my friend chose his wife. 5 does it!View attachment 292084
Amateurs.

Granted, that's a world record, but 10 one-liter beers are routinely carried.
 
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I was wondering, why a Frisbee appears larger the closer it gets. Then, it hit me.
 
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If the man who has to photoshop the photos is a mathematician ...

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fresh_42 said:
If the man who has to photoshop the photos is a mathematician ...

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Here is the before & after:
 
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I wrote a pretentious little booklet as a followup to Wiener's " I am a Mathematician". I titled mine just " So am I".
 
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WWGD said:
I wrote a pretencious little booklet as a followup to Wiener's " I am a Mathematician". I titled mine just " So am I".
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