Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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WWGD said:
Or it's alcohol-soup: This is how my friend chose his wife. 5 does it!View attachment 292084
Somebody got a winner!
 
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WWGD said:
Or it's alcohol-soup: This is how my friend chose his wife. 5 does it!View attachment 292084
Amateurs.

Granted, that's a world record, but 10 one-liter beers are routinely carried.
 
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I was wondering, why a Frisbee appears larger the closer it gets. Then, it hit me.
 
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If the man who has to photoshop the photos is a mathematician ...

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If the man who has to photoshop the photos is a mathematician ...

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Here is the before & after:
 
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I wrote a pretentious little booklet as a followup to Wiener's " I am a Mathematician". I titled mine just " So am I".
 
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WWGD said:
I wrote a pretencious little booklet as a followup to Wiener's " I am a Mathematician". I titled mine just " So am I".
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