Collection of Lame Jokes

[jack action]

Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon.

"Neil A." backwards is "Alien".

 

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[DaveC426913]

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I only scored 6 out of 9.

 

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I only scored 6 out of 9.

EDIT: I mistook for GabeD426913 ! ;).

 

[BillTre]

 

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I prefer to keep mine in my backpack ;).

 

[DaveC426913]

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The irony of course is that, in reality, it collided with an immovable concrete barrier at 110km/h.
Pretty impressive really.

 

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The irony of course is that, in reality, it collided with an immovable concrete barrier at 110km/h.
Pretty impressive really.

I remember seeing a while back a picture (maybe photoshopped) of some anti-terrorist force riding one of these mini cars and then the members coming out of it , as if clowns packed in a car, and then drinking one of these fruity- blue-ish drinks in Starbucks. Not too intimidating.

 

[berkeman]

I prefer to keep mine in my backpack ;).

Your squirrel or your Smart Car?

 

[DennisN]

Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon.

"Neil A." backwards is "Alien".

I can't remember if I've posted this before:

 

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Your squirrel or your Smart Car?

Edit: Instead of Shrimp in the Barbie, it's Squirrel in the Barbie. Backpack contains Portable Barbie.

 

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[Jarvis323]

 

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Bought a Christmas tree from Ikea. It was a long night?

 

[fresh_42]

Bought a Christmas tree from Ikea. It was a long night?

Will be, but yes. I thought IKEA and christ was explanation enough.

 

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Will be, but yes. I thought IKEA and christ was explanation enough.

I suspect jokes are finitely-generated and after some 11,000 we've essentially seen them all. Or at least we're close.

 

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[Filip Larsen]

I suspect jokes are finitely-generated and after some 11,000 we've essentially seen them all. Or at least we're close.

Guess that would somehow explain why I see doubles more and more often, but in that case someone is surely in need of a more random draw with replacement.

 

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Guess that would somehow explain why I see doubles more and more often, but in that case someone is surely in need of a more random draw with replacement.

Good point. But may be good to have repeats. I noticed I had missed some the first time around.

 

[fresh_42]

Guess that would somehow explain why I see doubles more and more often, but in that case someone is surely in need of a more random draw with replacement.

Seems to be one of our great weaknesses: we repeat history. Often despite knowing it better.

 

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Deja Vu? Didn't someone mention that before?

 

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