Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon.

"Neil A." backwards is "Alien".
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I only scored 6 out of 9. :sorry:
EDIT: I mistook for GabeD426913 ! ;).
 
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BillTre said:
The irony of course is that, in reality, it collided with an immovable concrete barrier at 110km/h.
Pretty impressive really.

 
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DaveC426913 said:
The irony of course is that, in reality, it collided with an immovable concrete barrier at 110km/h.
Pretty impressive really.


I remember seeing a while back a picture (maybe photoshopped) of some anti-terrorist force riding one of these mini cars and then the members coming out of it , as if clowns packed in a car, and then drinking one of these fruity- blue-ish drinks in Starbucks. Not too intimidating.
 
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WWGD said:
I prefer to keep mine in my backpack ;).
Your squirrel or your Smart Car?
 
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jack action said:
Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon.

"Neil A." backwards is "Alien".
I can't remember if I've posted this before:

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berkeman said:
Your squirrel or your Smart Car?
Edit: Instead of Shrimp in the Barbie, it's Squirrel in the Barbie. Backpack contains Portable Barbie.
 
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WWGD said:
Bought a Christmas tree from Ikea. It was a long night?
Will be, but yes. I thought IKEA and christ was explanation enough.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Will be, but yes. I thought IKEA and christ was explanation enough.
I suspect jokes are finitely-generated and after some 11,000 we've essentially seen them all. Or at least we're close.
 
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WWGD said:
I suspect jokes are finitely-generated and after some 11,000 we've essentially seen them all. Or at least we're close.
Guess that would somehow explain why I see doubles more and more often, but in that case someone is surely in need of a more random draw with replacement.
 
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Filip Larsen said:
Guess that would somehow explain why I see doubles more and more often, but in that case someone is surely in need of a more random draw with replacement.
Good point. But may be good to have repeats. I noticed I had missed some the first time around.
 
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Filip Larsen said:
Guess that would somehow explain why I see doubles more and more often, but in that case someone is surely in need of a more random draw with replacement.
Seems to be one of our great weaknesses: we repeat history. Often despite knowing it better.
 
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Deja Vu? Didn't someone mention that before?
 
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