Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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256bits said:
93% of people do not get it
People who don't spend a lot of time and money on Hollywood 'toons?
 
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256bits said:
How much you want to bet 93% of people do not get it.
NYC transportation regulation?
 
  • #11,284
I saw this on facebook recently. It was in Swedish but I translated it to English:

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That's 20 seconds of my life that I'll never get back... o0)
 
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DennisN said:
I saw this on facebook recently. It was in Swedish but I translated it to English:

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Or you could have linked post #10856 from last Oct 8, save the translation time, and save 5 seconds for every gullible person. :-p
 
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Holy Trinity of depression:
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They spelled "Les" wrong.
 
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"I just checked my scale and I weigh 200 pounds with my glasses on."

"How much with them off?"

"I don't know. I can't read the scale without my glasses."
 
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I avoid anything that makes me fat. Mirrors, photos, and scales.
 
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"Look at all the stars in the sky! Isn't that wonderful? What do you think?"

"I think that someone has stolen our tent."
 
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jtbell said:
"I don't know. I can't read the scale without my glasses."
Glasses weigh about 20 pounds.
 
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Someone, please get me a battery drill!

 
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Dogopoly:

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Officially, there is a limit to how much homework your professors can collectively give you at once, which is described by $$\lim_{x \rightarrow 0} \sin{\left(\frac{1}{x}\right)}$$
 
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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish what they start and
 
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Two more from Gary Larsons "The Far Side":

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Born just before a game?
Or his moment sharing occurred just before the game.
 
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