Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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  • #11,282
256bits said:
93% of people do not get it
People who don't spend a lot of time and money on Hollywood 'toons?
 
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  • #11,283
256bits said:
How much you want to bet 93% of people do not get it.
NYC transportation regulation?
 
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  • #11,284
I saw this on facebook recently. It was in Swedish but I translated it to English:

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  • #11,285
That's 20 seconds of my life that I'll never get back... o0)
 
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DennisN said:
I saw this on facebook recently. It was in Swedish but I translated it to English:

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Or you could have linked post #10856 from last Oct 8, save the translation time, and save 5 seconds for every gullible person. :-p
 
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  • #11,290
Holy Trinity of depression:
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They spelled "Les" wrong.
 
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"I just checked my scale and I weigh 200 pounds with my glasses on."

"How much with them off?"

"I don't know. I can't read the scale without my glasses."
 
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  • #11,298
I avoid anything that makes me fat. Mirrors, photos, and scales.
 
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"Look at all the stars in the sky! Isn't that wonderful? What do you think?"

"I think that someone has stolen our tent."
 
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jtbell said:
"I don't know. I can't read the scale without my glasses."
Glasses weigh about 20 pounds.
 
  • #11,301
Someone, please get me a battery drill!

 
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Dogopoly:

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Officially, there is a limit to how much homework your professors can collectively give you at once, which is described by $$\lim_{x \rightarrow 0} \sin{\left(\frac{1}{x}\right)}$$
 
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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish what they start and
 
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Two more from Gary Larsons "The Far Side":

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  • #11,310
Born just before a game?
Or his moment sharing occurred just before the game.
 
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