Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #11,281
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  • #11,282
256bits said:
93% of people do not get it
People who don't spend a lot of time and money on Hollywood 'toons?
 
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  • #11,283
256bits said:
How much you want to bet 93% of people do not get it.
NYC transportation regulation?
 
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  • #11,284
I saw this on facebook recently. It was in Swedish but I translated it to English:

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  • #11,285
That's 20 seconds of my life that I'll never get back... o0)
 
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  • #11,286
DennisN said:
I saw this on facebook recently. It was in Swedish but I translated it to English:

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Or you could have linked post #10856 from last Oct 8, save the translation time, and save 5 seconds for every gullible person. :-p
 
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  • #11,287
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  • #11,288
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  • #11,290
Holy Trinity of depression:
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  • #11,293
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  • #11,294
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  • #11,296
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They spelled "Les" wrong.
 
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  • #11,297
"I just checked my scale and I weigh 200 pounds with my glasses on."

"How much with them off?"

"I don't know. I can't read the scale without my glasses."
 
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  • #11,298
I avoid anything that makes me fat. Mirrors, photos, and scales.
 
  • #11,299
"Look at all the stars in the sky! Isn't that wonderful? What do you think?"

"I think that someone has stolen our tent."
 
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  • #11,300
jtbell said:
"I don't know. I can't read the scale without my glasses."
Glasses weigh about 20 pounds.
 
  • #11,301
Someone, please get me a battery drill!

 
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Dogopoly:

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  • #11,305
Officially, there is a limit to how much homework your professors can collectively give you at once, which is described by $$\lim_{x \rightarrow 0} \sin{\left(\frac{1}{x}\right)}$$
 
  • #11,306
There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish what they start and
 
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  • #11,307
Two more from Gary Larsons "The Far Side":

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28 - Nuclear Dance.jpg
 
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  • #11,310
Born just before a game?
Or his moment sharing occurred just before the game.
 
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