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People who don't spend a lot of time and money on Hollywood 'toons?256bits said:
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NYC transportation regulation?256bits said:
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I saw this on facebook recently. It was in Swedish but I translated it to English:
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Or you could have linked post #10856 from last Oct 8, save the translation time, and save 5 seconds for every gullible person.DennisN said:
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...and some fun ones from this page:
Artist DAVE BLAZEK Create 20 Humor Comics That will Boost Your Mood
Artist DAVE BLAZEK Create 20 Humor Comics That will Boost Your Mood
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I avoid anything that makes me fat. Mirrors, photos, and scales.
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"Look at all the stars in the sky! Isn't that wonderful? What do you think?"
"I think that someone has stolen our tent."
"I think that someone has stolen our tent."
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Glasses weigh about 20 pounds.jtbell said:
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Someone, please get me a battery drill!
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Dogopoly:
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Officially, there is a limit to how much homework your professors can collectively give you at once, which is described by $$\lim_{x \rightarrow 0} \sin{\left(\frac{1}{x}\right)}$$
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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish what they start and
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Two more from Gary Larsons "The Far Side":
