Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #11,521
DaveC426913 said:
You lopped off the punchline...
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"Can't be tight if it's a liquid" :biggrin:
 
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uh oh!
 
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DaveC426913 said:
You lopped off the punchline...
Shouldn't one of these be in there?
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WWGD said:
There was a politician by the last name ' Pataki'.
I remember some people called him "Paturkey".
 
  • #11,526
What makes a man age?

His manager.
 
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Wow. That is too lame even for this thread :D
 
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  • #11,528
ergospherical said:
Any child with a Jedi master is most probably a Jedi initiate, and Anikin being the choosen one and all, Maul probably could feel his force sensitivity.
 
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quddusaliquddus said:
Lamest joke you know ... 💤
What do you call a hippies wife?

Missus hippie.
 
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Text from a dog.

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Trouble brewing...

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More trouble brewing...

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Reminds me of a Hugh Dennis (I think) joke about the Bronze Age being, of course, the third best Age.
 
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Michelle? I see what you did there...

Time to dust off an old one, though. I have a racing snail, but he doesn't win very much. I thought I'd reduce weight and drag if I removed his shell, but it just made him more sluggish.
 
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Ibix said:
just made him more sluggish.
Time for the "gag/finger down throat" emoticon.
 
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Bystander said:
Time for the "gag/finger down throat" emoticon.
The racing snail gag is one of my favourites for exactly that reason!
 
  • #11,548
I looked up the "Sapporo diet water", and it turns out to be a real thing. Apparently it's got some vitamins and minerals dissolved in it, along with a sizeable dose of marketing pseudoscience about it helping you lose weight. Not a lot of evidence for the latter, it seems - you can imagine my surprise.
 
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  • #11,549
Perhaps on FDA there?
 
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Ibix said:
I looked up the "Sapporo diet water", and it turns out to be a real thing. Apparently it's got some vitamins and minerals dissolved in it, along with a sizeable dose of marketing pseudoscience about it helping you lose weight. Not a lot of evidence for the latter, it seems - you can imagine my surprise.
I heard it only helps your wallet lose weight ;).
 
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