Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Borg said:
From Google Maps.
Address?
 
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  • #19,203
Borg said:
LOL, thanks! Strangely, nearby Post Office Road does not seem to have a Post Office on it... :smile:

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berkeman said:
LOL, thanks! Strangely, nearby Post Office Road does not seem to have a Post Office on it... :smile:

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Well, if you drive fast enough through Hwy 7... :oldtongue:
 
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Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, water, and outer space.
It is much more difficult to fly there.

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"I don't care that it's a gear-up landing! I have one job and that's to chock wheels!"
 
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  • #19,209
Orodruin said:
And here's the inspiration for it, according to the credit at the bottom:

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jtbell said:
And here's the inspiration for it, according to the credit at the bottom:

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I knew it sounded familiar!
 
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berkeman said:
LOL, thanks! Strangely, nearby Post Office Road does not seem to have a Post Office on it... :smile:

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No, but it leads to a post office.
 
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You younger folks here likely don't know who Red Skelton was. He was a comedian and comic actor back when more comedians than not told all clean jokes.

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quddusaliquddus said:
Lamest joke you know ... 💤
OK, this is deep...If Moles, kind of like Cubits... random value defined...we create 'Mubits' that Old Testament chemists could apply to that song by the 'Eric Burdon & War - Spill The Wine' and be able to define...'That Girl' Me + That -> Know You -^- lololo ...
 
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Some more medieval jokes...

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...and a Grim Reaper joke:

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A little Facebook humor....
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post F.
• 8 to ask what F means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
• 3 to say "can't share"
• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
 
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I should have Czech'd beforehand.

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Should have hired one who was Finnish.
 
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This morning I saw an interview with Seymour Nussenbaum, an artist from New York. After D-Day, he was part of the "ghost army" that set up inflatable tanks, dummy soldiers etc. in northern France to decoy German spy planes away from the real army.

These operations were classified military secrets until decades after the war ended.

Interviewer: "So when your family and friends asked you what you did in the war, what did you tell them?"

Nussenbaum: "I blew up tanks."
 
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jtbell said:
Interviewer: "So when your family and friends asked you what you did in the war, what did you tell them?"

Nussenbaum: "I blew up tanks."
Must be the best pun ever...
 
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jtbell said:
"I blew up tanks."
In an episode of Dastardly and Muttley, Dick Dastardly asks Muttley to blow up his beach ball. Muttley throws a bomb at it.

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DrGreg said:
Dick Dastardly asks Muttley to blow up his beach ball. Muttley throws a bomb at it.
That sounds like something Hymie the robot would do on Get Smart.

"Kill the lights, Hymie."

Pulls out his pistol and...
 
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quddusaliquddus said:
Lamest joke you know ... 💤
A new firearm just for terrorists.
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jack action said:
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
 
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DrGreg said:
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
What could you do ambidextrously that you can't do now?
Edit: lol the joke went right over me at first
 
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.

He said no.
 
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How do non-binary people kill other people?

They/Them

They-slash-them
 
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jack action said:
How do non-binary people kill other people?

They/Them

They-slash-them
With a Hex {adecimal}
 
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jack action said:
You could walk up on folks grinning and say "Hi, My name is Smiley"
 
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I decided to eat healthy this morning so I didn't eat any bacon with my milk and eggs. I made an omelet by adding some flour, a bit of brownie mix, and a little sugar. Here's what I ate.

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jtbell said:
Should have hired one who was Finnish.
They were getting a Lapp dance.
 
  • #19,248
To the person who invented zero: Thanks for nothing.
 
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WWGD said:
To the person who invented zero: Thanks for nothing.
I consider it a highlight in human history. The first time someone had the idea to name something that wasn't there. Brilliant! The downside of this thought is, that I bet it was an accountant.
 
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fresh_42 said:
The first time someone had the idea to name something that wasn't there.
Isn't that what nothing does?
 

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