Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/physics-forums-chess-club-thread.982319/#post-6278487

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DaveC426913]

Actally, that's a picture of me when I ask for a coke and the waitress asks if Pepsi would be OK.

Every time I tell them 'no it would not be OK'.

Nowadays, I have given up trying and beat them to it by asking for "your house cola".

 

[DaveC426913]

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Non-American here: I assume there's a number on there somewhere that's bigger than a 1?
:does homework, sees that's Ben Franklin:

 

[WWGD]

Non-American here: I assume there's a number on there somewhere that's bigger than a 1?
:does homework, sees that's Ben Franklin:

It's a $100 bill, a Ben Franklin.

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

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Cubical cat, meet spherical cow. Are you also of uniform density?

 

[phinds]

Every time I tell them 'no it would not be OK'.

Nowadays, I have given up trying and beat them to it by asking for "your house cola".

 

[Melbourne Guy]

I keep pressing the F5 key. I find it quite refreshing!

 

[fresh_42]

Non-American here: I assume there's a number on there somewhere that's bigger than a 1?
:does homework, sees that's Ben Franklin:

That was indeed very annoying when I was in the USA being used to selecting the bills by color and form. And the permanent necessity to squint while driving because all signs were a long text instead of symbols that could be checked by a short glimpse. I am not a fast reader so it was a nightmare, all these lengthy texts.

 

[WWGD]

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I'm a Pepsi man myself. I drink it with plenty of ice. Though I have the quirk of still loading the ice in Winter. Not very wise, I admit.

 

[fresh_42]

I'm a Pepsi man myself. I drink it with plenty of ice. Though I have the quirk of still loading the ice in Winter. Not very wise, I admit.

You need a lot of ice to deafen the taste buds.

 

[WWGD]

You need a lot of ice to deafen the taste buds.

A few times , out of laziness, I drink it without and still enjoy it. Cheap and enjoyable, a great combo.

 

[DennisN]

Not everyone likes Christmas.

 

[WWGD]

Canadian rock:
My goal over the _Weeknd_ was a boot to Rush downtown and my attempt to Triumph in buying the concert ticket. Eh?

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

Maybe more sad than funny:

 

[DrClaude]

Canadian rock:
My goal over the _Weeknd_ was a boot to Rush downtown and my attempt to Triumph in buying the concert ticket. Eh?

I prefer drinking April Wine with, Guess Who, some Barenaked Ladies. Then again, I am a bit of a Loverboy.

 

[WWGD]

I prefer drinking April Wine with, Guess Who, some Barenaked Ladies. Then again, I am a bit of a Loverboy.

And I bet you did it for love, all of it.

 

[BillTre]

 

[Borg]

Oh deer.

 

[fresh_42]

Why does English use a word for such a big thing as antlers, which sounds like tiny little eusocial formicidae aka insects?

 

[WWGD]

Why does English use a word for such a big thing as antlers, which sounds like tiny little eusocial formicidae aka insects?

Spanish has a word for two people with the same ( first) name: ' Tocayos'. Seems a bit contrived .

 

[DaveC426913]

Why does English use a word for such a big thing as antlers, which sounds like tiny little eusocial formicidae aka insects?

The same reason that the three syllable full-sized term "World Wide Web" is shorter than its nine syllable acronym "Double-you double-you double-you.".

 

[Ibix]

Why does English use a word for such a big thing as antlers, which sounds like tiny little eusocial formicidae aka insects?

A mix of Germanic and Latin roots, I think. So it's your fault...

 

[WWGD]

Why does English use a word for such a big thing as antlers, which sounds like tiny little eusocial formicidae aka insects?

Not really, me not very social.

 

[DrClaude]

The same reason that the three syllable full-sized term "World Wide Web" is shorter than its nine syllable acronym "Double-you double-you double-you.".

Half a dozen...

 

[wrobel]

Text: How to distinguish birds?
bird bird bird bird bird...

 

[Arjan82]

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Text: How to distinguish birds?
bird bird bird bird bird...

Suits your name I guess