Collection of Lame Jokes

[HeLiXe]

The stew is "meaty o right".

Yes two jokes "I arrest you in the name of the law" and "meaty alright".

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh *feels slow*
I would have never gotten the Irish stew one! lol

 

[Borg]

I'm a day late on this one.

What's Irish and sits outside?

Pattie 'O Furniture

 

[HeLiXe]

I'm a day late on this one.

What's Irish and sits outside?

Pattie 'O Furniture

OMG I hope I didn't wake anyone lololol

 

[Lancelot59]

I'm a day late on this one.

What's Irish and sits outside?

Pattie 'O Furniture

Ha! Nice one.

Wanna hear a corny joke? A person eats corn.

Wanna hear a chauvinist corny joke? A man eats corn.

 

[nismaratwork]

I'm a day late on this one.

What's Irish and sits outside?

Pattie 'O Furniture

Ahhh... I know him, very good friends with the couple Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick!

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Ahhh... I know him, very good friends with the couple Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick!

They keep their money at the Redbank branch of the Longbranch Bank.

 

[nismaratwork]

They keep their money at the Redbank branch of the Longbranch Bank.

Good one!

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

If you want to laugh, read this post.

 

[HeLiXe]

Ahhh... I know him, very good friends with the couple Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick!

 

[Lancelot59]

Today's Cyanide and Happiness comic:

[PLAIN]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/kitchen.png

It's Aw Man!

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

PETA
People Eatin' Tasty Animals

 

[cobalt124]

Lame self help books:

How to Cope with Insomnia - by Eliza Wake

Suffering and Overcoming Obesity - by N. E. More

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

I used to drive a Heisenberg, but whenever I looked at the speedometer I got lost.

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Mom: Eat your vegetables.

Me: Cheese is a vegetable.

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

What do you call a car that sneezes?


A snotrod.

 

[HeLiXe]

What do you call a car that sneezes?


A snotrod.

*snorts*

 

[HeLiXe]

PETA
People Eatin' Tasty Animals

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

[Lancelot59]

PETA
People Eatin' Tasty Animals

HA! Nice one

What do you call a car that sneezes?A snotrod.

*snorts*

Hmm...this gives me an idea.

What do you call a car that runs on lightning?
A lightning-rod.

What do you call a car that got stretched out?
A long-rod.

What do you call a car that took viagra?

A hard-rod...

 

[nismaratwork]

...And what do you call a car during atmospheric reentry? Hot-Rod.

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

Use your best Edward G. Robinson impression when you tell this one, assuming you tell lame jokes.
See this rod? Yeah. It means curtains for you. Yeah. It's a curtain rod.

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

...And what do you call a car during atmospheric reentry? Hot-Rod.

I want one of those. Vroom-vroom!

See this rod? Yeah. It means curtains for you. Yeah. It's a curtain rod.

ah!
:D

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Al-Gebra: The latest in terror?


Latest news: Al-Gebra has an uncountable number of radicals.

 

[DaveC426913]

Al-Gebra: The latest in terror?


Latest news: Al-Gebra has an uncountable number of radicals.

That's kind of clever.

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

I can't take credit for it, its somewhere in PF chat.


It sounds like a signature.

 

[DaveC426913]

I can't take credit for it, its somewhere in PF chat.

It was just posted here:

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=482846

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Yep, but it doesn't include the second line, which is also from chat.

 

[nismaratwork]

What did the otter say to the duck?


Nothing you dope, it's an otter and a duck.

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

We need hippos to camp with us.

Otherwise we'll start losing our memory.

 

[nismaratwork]

We need hippos to camp with us.

Otherwise we'll start losing our memory.

Ugggghhhhhh... You win the thread.

 

[DaveC426913]

nis: this is a G-rated board.

I've asked for your post to be cleaned up.