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HeLiXe
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Lancelot59 said:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh *feels slow*cobalt124 said:
I would have never gotten the Irish stew one! lol
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
I would have never gotten the Irish stew one! lol
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Borg
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I'm a day late on this one.
What's Irish and sits outside?
Pattie 'O Furniture
What's Irish and sits outside?
Pattie 'O Furniture
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HeLiXe
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Borg said:I'm a day late on this one.
What's Irish and sits outside?
Pattie 'O Furniture
OMG I hope I didn't wake anyone lololol- #1,144
Lancelot59
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Ha! Nice one.Borg said:I'm a day late on this one.
What's Irish and sits outside?
Pattie 'O Furniture
Wanna hear a corny joke? A person eats corn.
Wanna hear a chauvinist corny joke? A man eats corn.
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Borg said:I'm a day late on this one.
What's Irish and sits outside?
Pattie 'O Furniture
Ahhh... I know him, very good friends with the couple Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick!
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Jimmy Snyder
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They keep their money at the Redbank branch of the Longbranch Bank.nismaratwork said:
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Jimmy Snyder said:
Good one!
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FtlIsAwesome
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If you want to laugh, read this post.
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nismaratwork said:
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Today's Cyanide and Happiness comic:
[PLAIN]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/kitchen.png
It's Aw Man!
[PLAIN]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/kitchen.png
It's Aw Man!
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FtlIsAwesome
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PETA
People Eatin' Tasty Animals
People Eatin' Tasty Animals
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Lame self help books:
How to Cope with Insomnia - by Eliza Wake
Suffering and Overcoming Obesity - by N. E. More
How to Cope with Insomnia - by Eliza Wake
Suffering and Overcoming Obesity - by N. E. More
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FtlIsAwesome
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I used to drive a Heisenberg, but whenever I looked at the speedometer I got lost.
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FtlIsAwesome
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Mom: Eat your vegetables.
Me: Cheese is a vegetable.
Me: Cheese is a vegetable.
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FtlIsAwesome
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What do you call a car that sneezes?
A snotrod.
A snotrod.
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HeLiXe
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FtlIsAwesome said:
*snorts*- #1,157
HeLiXe
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FtlIsAwesome said:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
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HA! Nice oneFtlIsAwesome said:
FtlIsAwesome said:
Hmm...this gives me an idea.HeLiXe said:
What do you call a car that runs on lightning?
A lightning-rod.
What do you call a car that got stretched out?
A long-rod.
What do you call a car that took viagra?
A hard-rod...
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nismaratwork
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...And what do you call a car during atmospheric reentry? Hot-Rod.
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Jimmy Snyder
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Use your best Edward G. Robinson impression when you tell this one, assuming you tell lame jokes.
See this rod? Yeah. It means curtains for you. Yeah. It's a curtain rod.
See this rod? Yeah. It means curtains for you. Yeah. It's a curtain rod.
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FtlIsAwesome
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I want one of those. Vroom-vroom!nismaratwork said:
ah!Jimmy Snyder said:
:D
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FtlIsAwesome
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Al-Gebra: The latest in terror?
Latest news: Al-Gebra has an uncountable number of radicals.
Latest news: Al-Gebra has an uncountable number of radicals.
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That's kind of clever.FtlIsAwesome said:
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FtlIsAwesome
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I can't take credit for it, its somewhere in PF chat.
It sounds like a signature.
It sounds like a signature.
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FtlIsAwesome
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Yep, but it doesn't include the second line, which is also from chat.
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What did the otter say to the duck?
Nothing you dope, it's an otter and a duck.
Nothing you dope, it's an otter and a duck.
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FtlIsAwesome
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We need hippos to camp with us.
Otherwise we'll start losing our memory.
Otherwise we'll start losing our memory.
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FtlIsAwesome said:
Ugggghhhhhh... You win the thread.
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DaveC426913
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nis: this is a G-rated board.
I've asked for your post to be cleaned up.
I've asked for your post to be cleaned up.