Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #1,171
A guy was driving on the interstate and got into a wreck.

He wasn't in a good situation.

His body was arranged in all the wrong ways, his feet were where his nose was supposed to be and his ears were where his arms were supposed to be...

The medics came, and the guy was mad. As they got him out he started swearing at them.

A passerby came up and said, "Well now, don't get all bent out of shape!"
 
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  • #1,172
DaveC426913 said:
nis: this is a G-rated board.

I've asked for your post to be cleaned up.

I apologize, I didn't realize that it was so... racey. I had assumed that to get that end of the joke, you'd require knowledge of the "issues" to begin with... you know, like the obscene frames in Disney movies.
 
  • #1,173
PF



Powerfully Factual

Potentially Fatal

Parrot Freedom

Place of Friends

[All] Purpose Flour

Prefered [Reference] Frame

Petroleum Flame
 
  • #1,174
FtlIsAwesome said:
PF



Powerfully Factual

Potentially Fatal

Parrot Freedom

Place of Friends

[All] Purpose Flour

Prefered [Reference] Frame

Petroleum Flame

Perfect Fart
Prolific Flatulance!
Possibly Funny?
 
  • #1,175
Do you people use spelchequers? Eye dew.
 
  • #1,176
Lancelot59 said:
Possibly Funny?
Problematically Funny
Potentially Funny
Painfully Funny
Powerfully Funny
Pressured to be Funny


I think I'm repeating myself here... :rolleyes:
 
  • #1,177
Power Flower! :rolleyes:
Poker Face





Pilot: Hey, we're out of gas. You said we had gas!
Captain: And I did. But I'm feeling much better now.
Pilot: I meant rocket fuel!





Guy 1: [holding up check] Look at all those zero's!
Guy 2: We're rich!
Guy 1: It's in the millions!
Guy 2: Tens of millions!
Guy 1: We're super uber rich!
[the check says $00,000,000]
 
  • #1,178
Exercise? Yeah, I do that.

I do one push-up a day.
I get up in the morning that's one half.
I lay down at night that's the other half.
 
  • #1,179
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nismar
Oh.
Can I come in?
Yeah, one sec, I just have to undo the latch.
Hey buddy!
Hey man!
 
  • #1,180
My wifes gone to the Carribean.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
 
  • #1,181
A construction zombie?

" Crrrraaaaannnneeeeessss "
 
  • #1,182
cobalt124 said:
My wifes gone to the Carribean.
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.

Ooooohhh... STINKER.

@Fit: Heh.


"A cat for a hat, a hat for a cat, but nothing for nothing."

Who the hell is trading cats for hats, and visa versa? I think forced rhymes are a bad joke, but I do love that saying...

edit:

An Architect Zombie:

Frrrraaaaammmmmeeeesssss

IRS Zombie:

Capital GGGAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSS
 
  • #1,183
nismaratwork said:
I think forced rhymes are a bad joke
Good types of jokes,
Bad types of jokes,
They all belong in lame jokes.


nismaratwork said:
An Architect Zombie:

Frrrraaaaammmmmeeeesssss

IRS Zombie:

Capital GGGAAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSS
Basically, we've been recycling the same ones:
nismaratwork said:
A physicist zombie studying Relativity?

"Frrrraaaaammmeesssss"
FtlIsAwesome said:
A photographist zombie?

" Frrrraaaaaaammmmmeeeesssssss "
The above is the 1000th post. :biggrin:
nismaratwork said:
Zombie Origami artist?

"Crrrrraaaaannnneeesss"
FtlIsAwesome said:
Or a constuction zombie.
FtlIsAwesome said:
A capitalist zombie?

" Gaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnnnnsssss "
This one is my favorite.
 
  • #1,184
Heh... yeah the subconscious "inspirations" do tend to be plagueristic... ah well.

Hamlet Zombie: Daaaaaaannnnnneeeeessss
 
  • #1,185
Ok, I've been wondering about this for weeks.
Unfortunately, posting it will result in my death.
What would happen if someone called you Miss Mara T. Work?
*runrunrunrunruns*
 
  • #1,186
FtlIsAwesome said:
Ok, I've been wondering about this for weeks.
Unfortunately, posting it will result in my death.
What would happen if someone called you Miss Mara T. Work?
*runrunrunrunruns*

I'd be so confused, and probably mention a female bodybuilder (former) I know named Mara. Beyond that, I'd be... at a loss. :-p
 
  • #1,187
nismaratwork said:
An Architect Zombie:

Frrrraaaaammmmmeeeesssss

:smile: it never gets old lol
 
  • #1,188
A superstar zombie?

" Faaaaaammmmmeeeee "

An ID checker zombie?

" Naaaaammmmmmeeee "
 
  • #1,189
FtlIsAwesome said:
An ID checker zombie?

" Naaaaammmmmmeeee "

:smile: OMG now i know how Devil'savocado felt about the food thread lol
 
  • #1,190
HeLiXe said:
:smile: OMG now i know how Devil'savocado felt about the food thread lol

Hmmm... take some DA, place in blender, add freshly squeezed lime juice, cilantro, zest of lemon and lime, a bit of honey, and a pound of prussic acid. That's right about where I am with cooking that brand of Avocado... that, or fried. :devil:

Of course, that would require him showing his face here again, which may qualify as a lame joke in and of itself.


Zombie Carny Barker:

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmeeessss!"

Zombie Pimp:

"Where's my money ho?!"


...
...
...
Hey, this is LAME jokes.
 
  • #1,191
nismaratwork said:
Hmmm... take some DA, place in blender, add freshly squeezed lime juice, cilantro, zest of lemon and lime, a bit of honey, and a pound of prussic acid. That's right about where I am with cooking that brand of Avocado... that, or fried. :devil:

Hooooly @#%^ LOLOLOLOL
 
  • #1,192
HeLiXe said:
Hooooly @#%^ LOLOLOLOL

You don't like guacamole a la citrus/cyanide?! The trick is to use a variety of corn chips...
 
  • #1,193
Use camphor in a sentence.

We went to camphor a week.
 
  • #1,195
cobalt124 said:
Use judicious in a sentence.

Now hands that judicious feel as soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mMmQsHgpjw&feature=related

:smile: I was about to complain that I had no idea what you're talking about. Even the video didn't help - until the last ten seconds.
 
  • #1,196
nismaratwork said:
You don't like guacamole a la citrus/cyanide?! The trick is to use a variety of corn chips...
lolol poor DA
 
  • #1,197
HeLiXe said:
lolol poor DA

He'll live, but shame and publicly embarrassing yourself can take some time to cope with. :wink:

Camphor the burgers, stay for the pie.
 
  • #1,198
is that why he left? He better get over it and come back :biggrin: embarrassing myself is so much a part of my life I've lost my sense of shame...and some think that is a bad thing
 
  • #1,200
HeLiXe said:
is that why he left? He better get over it and come back :biggrin: embarrassing myself is so much a part of my life I've lost my sense of shame...and some think that is a bad thing

Agreed, it's just a learning experience! You just have to be camphortable with yourself, and understand that mistaks and assumptions can bite you. Still, through judicous application of shame (and camphor) the lesson is learned, and we hope not repeated.


Camphor.

... mothballs.

Do moths have balls?
 

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