Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
  • #1,951
FtlIsAwesome said:
:smile:

Hey, I'm putting the LAME back in LAME Jokes. :biggrin:

I couldn't agree more!
 
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  • #1,952
There was a very humble man who lived in a village. His fellow villagers rewarded the man for being so humble by giving him a beautiful silver medal.

The first time he wore the medal the villagers took it back.

(groan)
 
  • #1,953
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
 
  • #1,954
Lancelot59 said:
I make chemistry jokes periodically.

When it comes to humor, chemistry jokes are elemental.
 
  • #1,955
Ivan Seeking said:
When it comes to humor, chemistry jokes are elemental.

They can make good transitions into the next phase of your show.
 
  • #1,956
Lancelot59 said:
They can make good transitions into the next phase of your show.

And you can always expect a reaction.
 
  • #1,957
Ivan Seeking said:
And you can always expect a reaction.

It really is a noble form of humour. You can get alkalines of laughs.
 
  • #1,958
Lancelot59 said:
It really is a noble form of humour. You can get alkalines of laughs.

But you have to spin it correctly.
 
  • #1,959
Ivan Seeking said:
But you have to spin it correctly.

They can get a little bit quarky.
 
  • #1,960
Lancelot59 said:
They can get a little bit quarky.

But sometimes they can be positively hilarious.
 
  • #1,961
Char. Limit said:
But sometimes they can be positively hilarious.

They are somewhat polar though, they can spin a crowd down if you don't balance things properly.
 
  • #1,962
OK, guys. This is 'Lame Jokes' thread, not the 'So Painful I'm Gnawing My Arm Off' thread.
 
  • #1,963
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  • #1,965
DaveC426913 said:
OK, guys. This is 'Lame Jokes' thread, not the 'So Painful I'm Gnawing My Arm Off' thread.

He He He...Did you run out of ideas?
 
  • #1,966
How do sulfur and oxygen communicate?

A sulfone.
 
  • #1,968
lisab said:
That's because they all argon!

What did Plutonium say to Uranium when leaving?

Time to split!
 
  • #1,969
Drakkith said:
What did Plutonium say to Uranium when leaving?

Time to split!

Nice one. Also did nobody pick up on what I did in the last post I made?
 
  • #1,970
Lancelot59 said:
Nice one. Also did nobody pick up on what I did in the last post I made?

Can't hear you. Gnawed my own ears off.
 
  • #1,971
Lancelot59 said:
Nice one. Also did nobody pick up on what I did in the last post I made?

Too subtle for me.
 
  • #1,972
DaveC426913 said:
Too subtle for me.
Okay then.
Lancelot59 said:
He He He...
He
 
  • #1,973
Lancelot59 said:
Okay then.

He

:smile: OH NO!
 
  • #1,974
lisab said:
:smile: OH NO!

AAAAAAND she gets it.
 
  • #1,975
You guys are W I Er D.
 
  • #1,976
which obviously, is weird
 
  • #1,977
If you had to choose between living in the Arctic or the Antarctic, which would be the better choice?

Obviously, the Arctic, because there are no ants that will bite you.
QuarkCharmer said:
How do sulfur and oxygen communicate?

A sulfone.
What if there's no signal?
 
  • #1,978
Andre said:
which obviously, is weird

There is a silent C after the W.:redface:
 
  • #1,979
Donald Trump is hosting a debate for the Republican party.
 
  • #1,980
Lancelot59 said:
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[xtrachar]
 
  • #1,981
FtlIsAwesome said:
Ba
FtlIsAwesome said:
Ba
Black
 
  • #1,982
FlexGunship said:
Black

OVINe
 
  • #1,983
FtlIsAwesome said:
Ba
FtlIsAwesome said:
Ba
FlexGunship said:
Black
lisab said:
OVINe
Possess
 
  • #1,984
I found this amusing:
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Oh batman...
 
  • #1,985
Lancelot59 said:
I found this amusing:
3cox.jpg

Oh batman...

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
 
  • #1,986
FlexGunship said:
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!


:C

Now I see what's going on.
 
  • #1,987
Right over my head. ALIENS!
 
  • #1,988
Number of previous jokes I do not get: 2.
 
  • #1,989
What do snowmen want for Christmas?

Snowblowers.
 
  • #1,990
What did the women reindeer do with their evening while the men helped Santa?

Went into town and blew a few bucks.
 
  • #1,991
Finally something I got.
 
  • #1,992
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

The rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. “See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land.. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? ”

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis Bull……
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he’ll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.
The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…..

“Your badge… Show him your badge!”
 
  • #1,993
Ivan Seeking said:
What do snowmen want for Christmas?

Snowblowers.

Ha! Quite funny.
DaveC426913 said:
What did the women reindeer do with their evening while the men helped Santa?

Went into town and blew a few bucks.
I'm going to share these around...
 
  • #1,994
What did K say to L?
Hello L.
 
  • #1,995
Mmmm, BaCoN.

d4a0_periodic_bacon.jpg
 
  • #1,996
Lancelot59 said:
Ha! Quite funny.
I'm going to share these around...

What happened when the snowman tried to buy a snowblower?

He got a snowjob.
 
  • #1,997
Ivan Seeking said:
What happened when the snowman tried to buy a snowblower?

He got a snowjob.

I found that funny, my friend didn't though...
 
  • #1,998
Lancelot59 said:
I found that funny, my friend didn't though...

Obviously you have better taste than your friend does. :biggrin:
 
  • #1,999
Borg said:
Mmmm, BaCoN.

d4a0_periodic_bacon.jpg
Mmmmm! Bacon. I haz bacon, but the shirt would be nice, too.
 
  • #2,000
turbo said:
Mmmmm! Bacon. I haz bacon, but the shirt would be nice, too.
The image is directly from the site where it's available.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/sciencemath/d4a0/?srp=3
 

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