Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

Common last words of excavator drivers: What idiot laid a gas line here?

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

I'm in a bit of a hurry, but it's about to get exciting!

 

[Orodruin]

I'm in a bit of a hurry, but it's about to get exciting!

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That attachment links to the PF black hole.

 

[fresh_42]

That attachment links to the PF black hole.

Strange, I am sure it had worked. I corrected it.

 

[jack action]

100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars.
Now everyone owns a car and only the rich have horses.

The stables have turned!

 

[pinball1970]

Scottish women pulling their husbands out of the pub.

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Believe it or not women in the UK do actually like joining their men in the pub, it just varies a bit by location and style.

England.

Scotland

N. Ireland

Southern Ireland.

 

[fresh_42]

Believe it or not women in the UK do actually like joining their men in the pub, it just varies a bit by location and style.

England.
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Scotland

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N. Ireland

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Southern Ireland.

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I remember drinking with English ladies on a few occasions. Let me put it this way: my Russian training wasn't in vain.

 

[Borg]

Whenever Americans would hear that my wife is Russian, they would often ask if she drinks vodka. It always bugged her to no end until I told her to reply "No, do you drink moonshine?".

 

[fresh_42]

Whenever Americans would hear that my wife is Russian, they would often ask if she drinks vodka. It always bugged her to no end until I told her to reply "No, do you drink moonshine?".

My Russian girlfriend at the time and I ran into a group of Russians celebrating a wedding at a Russian monument in Berlin. I wanted to take a shot offered by the group but she didn't let me. And as far as I remember it was mainly men who drank (a lot) and not women.

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

At first sight I missed the "C" and thought, "at least it doesn't say "OLLAGE".

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/post-7108799

 

[dextercioby]

I hope this level of banter is allowed.

 

[davenn]

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ahhhh Mike and Joelle ... they have fun FB and instagram channels
a really nice NZ couple

 

[davenn]

No wonder aliens dont want to make contact with us

 

[fresh_42]

Rowing scandal! Rower tests positive for outboard motor!

 

[fresh_42]

A little bit of mortar and paint will do.

 

[BillTre]

Is this a guy on top pushing the wall away with his foot?

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

Is this a guy on top pushing the wall away with his foot?

That's the thing with physics: he might just be bracing himself to push the chimney away.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[renormalize]

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A triple threat!
CORRECTION: It's a fake.

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

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It's a trap !!!!

 

[DrGreg]

Why are all the other names in SMALL CAPS? Has this been faked?

Wikipedia says yes: Rowing at the 2024 Summer Olympics – Men's single sculls § Heat 5

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

Why are all the other names in SMALL CAPS? Has this been faked?

Wikipedia says yes: Rowing at the 2024 Summer Olympics – Men's single sculls § Heat 5

Yup, obviously fake

 

[jtbell]

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"Why? How."

I thought it was "Because." (the center fielder made him do it)

 

[fresh_42]

It is definitely too hot here.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[phinds]

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

Believe it or not women in the UK do actually like joining their men in the pub, it just varies a bit by location and style.

Gosh, that is so funny!

 

[DennisN]

A thai restaurant here in Sweden:

 

[Orodruin]

A thai restaurant here in Sweden:

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**Sigh** ... Gothenburgers ...

 

[pinball1970]

Gosh, that is so funny!

I cheated just a little bit.
The third one is also Scotland, and the last one, that looks like everyone walked out of the pub then just fell over, is somewhere in Yorkshire.

 

[Orodruin]

Why are all the other names in SMALL CAPS? Has this been faked?

Wikipedia says yes: Rowing at the 2024 Summer Olympics – Men's single sculls § Heat 5

There was another fake going around in Spanish with a Japanese swimmer allegedly named Yokasi Maogo (sounding like the Spanish yo casi me ahogo - I am almost drowning)

This one is not fake though … I’ll just leave it here. Mods may delete if it crosses a line but those are their names …

They won the men’s synchronized diving event.

 

[jtbell]

A thai restaurant here in Sweden:

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Maybe you can eat lunch under the sunlamps... sort of multitasking during lunch hour!

 

[pinball1970]

Why are all the other names in SMALL CAPS? Has this been faked?

Wikipedia says yes: Rowing at the 2024 Summer Olympics – Men's single sculls § Heat 5

Glad they included Cox.

 

[Orodruin]